[Copypasta] WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€ "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚ His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🀬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🀭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! πŸ€ͺ Another reference I had to explain to you. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­ I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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