WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! ๐๐๐
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! ๐ค๐ค๐
His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. ๐คฌ What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.๐คญ
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment ๐. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" ๐ฌ๐ฒ. WOW! ๐คช Another reference I had to explain to you. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คญ I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.๐๐
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