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[Copypasta]Fortnite represents life
twitchquotes:Fortnite represents life. We drop anywhere on the map, in the real world we drop out of a uterus. the battle royale is the struggle of life. and the loss is being arrested. the dub is killing everyone in the school successfully.
Fortnite represents life. We drop anywhere on the map, in the real world we drop out of a uterus. the battle royale is the struggle of life. and the loss is being arrested. the dub is killing everyone in the school successfully.
twitchquotes:โ๏ธโ OK MOM โโ๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐ก๐ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐๐ต I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ๐๐คจ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐ซ๐คฌ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐๏ธ๐ซ I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ๐๐ NOW I NEED YOU ๐ง๐ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ๐๐ฅ I'VE GOTTA SHOW ๐คฏ๐คฌ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ NOW I'LL BE IN BED ๐ด๐ค BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT ๐๐๐ธ
โ๏ธโ OK MOM โโ๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐ก๐ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐๐ต I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ๐๐คจ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐ซ๐คฌ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐๏ธ๐ซ I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ๐๐ NOW I NEED YOU ๐ง๐ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ๐๐ฅ I'VE GOTTA SHOW ๐คฏ๐คฌ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ NOW I'LL BE IN BED ๐ด๐ค BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT ๐๐๐ธ
Imagine Fortnite Jonesy in Smash
Imagine this: You're watching the new Nintendo Direct. As it begins you hope to see the new smash reveal, and are hoping you get the character you so desperately wanted, whether it's Crash Bandicoot or Sora. The trailer begins with the classic smash opening. As you watch the trailer, you begin to feel hope that your dream may have come true. But then, at the part where the character is revealed, you hear a bus horn, and wonder "Is it coming from outside?" But no. It's from the trailer. You watch a manly figure drop out of the sky, landing gracefully in front of the characters he is about to defeat. It gazes upon his sharp-bladed pickaxe, his luxurious blond hair, and his shining silver dog tags. As the sun fades away, you finally see who it really was: It was Jonesy from Fortnite. It's a long shot, I know. But imagine.
Imagine this: You're watching the new Nintendo Direct. As it begins you hope to see the new smash reveal, and are hoping you get the character you so desperately wanted, whether it's Crash Bandicoot or Sora. The trailer begins with the classic smash opening. As you watch the trailer, you begin to feel hope that your dream may have come true. But then, at the part where the character is revealed, you hear a bus horn, and wonder "Is it coming from outside?" But no. It's from the trailer. You watch a manly figure drop out of the sky, landing gracefully in front of the characters he is about to defeat. It gazes upon his sharp-bladed pickaxe, his luxurious blond hair, and his shining silver dog tags. As the sun fades away, you finally see who it really was: It was Jonesy from Fortnite. It's a long shot, I know. But imagine.
John Wick is in grave danger
twitchquotes:Epic Fortnite gamers, it's time to rise and grind! John Wick is in grave danger. Our friend is trapped in Dusty Divots surrounded by fake defaults with no shields or weaponry, and the only one who can help is you to save him! What he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, as well as the expiration month and date. BE SWIFT, GAMERS. You gotta do it. The circle is closing and John Wick needs your assistance fast so that he can acquire that bread, nae nae on those NOOBS, and achieve another SICK W! YEAH!
Epic Fortnite gamers, it's time to rise and grind! John Wick is in grave danger. Our friend is trapped in Dusty Divots surrounded by fake defaults with no shields or weaponry, and the only one who can help is you to save him! What he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, as well as the expiration month and date. BE SWIFT, GAMERS. You gotta do it. The circle is closing and John Wick needs your assistance fast so that he can acquire that bread, nae nae on those NOOBS, and achieve another SICK W! YEAH!