[Copypasta] I microwaved my jizz again.

Help me gumpy I fucked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house fucking stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.
June 2021
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March 2021

Citizens of Dalaran!

twitchquotes: Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans' blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan.
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July 2017

could you please take post down (Twitter)

Excuse me, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
April 2021

No YEP COCK today

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโ ซโ “โ šโ ‰โ ™โ “โ ซโขปโ ฟโฃŸโ ฟโ ญโ ฉโ ›โกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโ •โ โฃ โ ดโ ’โ ‹โ ‰โข‰โฃ‰โฃ›โฃ›โฃฒโฃคโฃ€โ ”โ ’โ ›โข’โฃ‹โฃนโฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ Žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ คโฃ–โกซโ โ ’โ ‚โ €โ €โ โ บโฃทโกฒโ ญโ ›โ “โ ’โ šโ ซโ ฌโกป โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฎโฃ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโกฟโ ฟโก†โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโ ฟโก†โ €โ ˆ โฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โก‘โข„โ €โ €โ ปโ ฟโ ถโ ƒโ €โข€โกงโข„โก€โ ˜โ ปโ ถโ โ €โฃ€ โขงโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ„โกˆโ “โฃฏโฃ–โฃฒโ คโ คโ ดโ ถโ ฏโ ฝโ ฆโขพโฃฟโกญโฃฌโกคโฃฉโฃพ โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ดโ ’โ ‰โ ‰โฃโก โ คโ คโ ”โ ’โ ’โ ถโ ถโ ฆโ คโขคโฃˆโฃ‰โ ›โขผโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ โ  โ ดโ ’โข‹โฃ‰โฃ โ คโ ดโ –โ ’โ šโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ’โ ฒโ ฎโฃญโก“โ ฏ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขŽโ ณโ คโ ’โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข™โฃณ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃฑโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃฑโฃฟโฃฟ โฃ†โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ˆโ ™โ ตโฃ’โ คโ คโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โฃ”โฃฎโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ’โ ’โ ฎโ ญโ ญโข‰โฃ‰โฃˆโก‰โ ‰โ ญโ ญโ โ ‹โ ˜โ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฎโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ NO YEP COCK TODAY IM SAD
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May 2020

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John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
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