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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...
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I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now 
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When Kripp gets topdecked, it's seen as a bit of salty fun
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When Kripp gets topdecked, it's seen as a bit of salty fun. BUT when Reynad gets a 420 YOLO Rag Pro 5000 hit to the face with 6 different minions on the board, lethal next turn, together with top-deck skill command with one mana webspinner, he's called Salt God?
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Dear Reynad, I've really grown to appreciate the rivalry between you and Amaz
The largest object in the solar system
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Hey reynad, I'm working on a science project and I need to find the largest object in the solar system. What's the measurements of your forehead? 
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Think of the saltwater fish
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( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°) Hey Kripp, Marine Biologist Gilbin Pastarino here. I come to you on behald of all the salt water creatures of the world as your body seems to have absorbed 99% of the oceans salt. Please thinkerino of the poor fisheroni. Thanks
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