[Copypasta] Malta vs Penguins

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
May 2021

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What happened to this ad? :(
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Albanian virus

twitchquotes: Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
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October 2015

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You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!

twitchquotes: โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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January 2017

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Unseen donger is the deadliest

twitchquotes: (เธ‡ อ  อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡ แด›สœแด‡ แดœษดsแด‡แด‡ษด แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ ษชs แด›สœแด‡ แด…แด‡แด€แด…สŸษชแด‡sแด› (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡
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June 2017

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Now Playing: Despacito

twitchquotes: ษดแดแดก แด˜สŸแด€สษชษดษข: Despacito โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โšชโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ—„โ—„โ €โ–โ– โ €โ–บโ–บโ €โ € โ € 1:17 / 3:48 โ € โ”€โ”€โ”€โ—‹ ๐Ÿ”Šโ € แดดแดฐ โš™ โ โŠโŠ
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August 2018

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when were you when john lenin dies

twitchquotes: apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. โ€˜john is killโ€™ โ€˜noโ€™
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June 2019

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