[Copypasta] This player is fantastic

twitchquotes: This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
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July 2020

Classic

CSGO

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How it feels to be a CSGO Liquid fan

I wake up from my slumber as the ray of sunlight passes the curtains and falls on my eyes, I sit on my bed for a while scrolling down through social media and then I make my way to the washroom. I sit on the toilet knowing this Liquid roster will never work out and as I defecate and the waste masses exit my body I look down and all I see is the current state of Liquid. As I flush the toilet I see the memories of the Intel Grand Slam run and all the other titles getting flushed and fading away into the pit of abyss. I look in the mirror and the flashbacks of last year's performances hit hard, I grab onto with the sheer force of hope. I hope that we shall rise one day, resurrect as a phoenix from the ashes but now it seems inevitable. The players on the team are way too passive and lord NAF himself cannot do anything. If you want to know how it feels to be a Liquid fan. It hurts everyday, every minute, every second, seeing my favorite team suffer. Seeing my lord NAF struggle in pain. The agony in his face and the sadness that multiplies every time they lose.
March 2022

CSGO

We found this new site called CSGO Lotto

twitchquotes: We found this new site called CSGO Lottoโ€”so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship.
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August 2016
TmarTn

CSGO

Boom PepegaAim

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € PepegaAim โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € LULW โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๓ €€ ๓ €€ ๓ €€
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December 2019

CSGO

CSGO is a rip off of Valorant

How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is
September 2021

Valorant

CSGO

Iโ€™m telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said โ€they contain my full power so I donโ€™t completely shit on these kidsโ€œ then he bhopped out the door
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October 2020

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