[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: 😳 what's this? my heart is beating so fast πŸ’“ I feel dizzy πŸ€ͺ what is this tension in my lower body? πŸ€” I am sweating so much πŸ₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine πŸ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’
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April 2021
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Kripp's lettuce points

twitchquotes: The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.
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February 2019
Kripp

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Disappearing shrug

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― Β―\_(ツ)_/β „ Β―\_(ツ)_:β „ Β―\_(ツ)..: Β―\_(ツ:.. Β―\_(β£―::. Β―\_:β£―:: Β―\..:β£―: Β―:..:β£― ...:..:
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January 2021

This guy's wallet is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy bank account can't win against a payment like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" β˜‘ β€œHe bought the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect purchase" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could buy" β˜‘ β€œI paid that perfectly"
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February 2017

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Mario poops mods

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January 2017

MODS

Classic

Frog of Ice

twitchquotes: οΌ‘ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ｆｒｏｍ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½Œο½ο½•ο½„ο½“ ｏｆ ｃｙｂｅｒ ο½“ο½ο½ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ ａ ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½—ο½‰ο½Žο½„ ο½‚ο½Œο½…ο½— ο½•ο½ο½ο½Ž ａ ｍｅｒｅ Ｐａｓｔｅｒ ο½ο½Œο½…ο½‚οΌŒ ｉｔ ｗａｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｆｒｏｇ ｏｆ ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½… ο½•ο½Žο½–ο½…ο½‰ο½Œο½…ο½„ ο½•ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“οΌŽ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ο½Žο½“ ο½†ο½ο½’ο½…ο½”ο½ο½Œο½„ ｏｆ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ο½ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆοΌŒ ａ ο½“ο½ο½–ο½‰ο½ο½’οΌŽ ａ ο½ο½…ο½“ο½“ο½‰ο½ο½ˆοΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｒｉｓｅ ｏｆ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½„ο½ο½—ο½Žο½†ο½ο½Œο½Œ ｏｆ ο½ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½“οΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½… ｍｅｒｅ ο½ο½Œο½…ο½‚οΌ‡ο½“ ｆｅｅｔ ο½Žο½…ο½ο½’ο½Œο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½ο½ο½“ο½…ο½„ ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ａｓ ο½ˆο½… ｗａｓ ο½”ο½ˆο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½“ο½”ο½’ο½•ο½ƒο½‹ ｂｙ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½—ο½Œο½…ο½„ο½‡ο½… ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½… ο½’ο½ο½Ž ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½—ο½ˆο½ο½” ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ ο½‚ο½’ο½…ο½ο½”ο½ˆ ｗａｓ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½ ｔｏ ｓｐｒｅａｄ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｇｏｏｄ ο½Žο½…ο½—ο½“οΌŽ
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