[Copypasta] Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban

I sexually Identify as Kripp

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as Kripp. Ever since i was a boy , I dreamed about playing kid's card game while complaining about RNG for a living. People say that being kripp isn't possible I'm ****** Retarded , but I don't care ,I'm beatiful. I'm having a crappy computer setup installed in my house , along with marrying a woman I can force to do all my cooking so I can complain twice as efficiently , If you don't accept me you're a Krippophobe and need to check your Krippileges

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May 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

Hearthstone Devs change a lightbulb

twitchquotes: How many Hearthstone Devs does it take to change a lightbulb???? It doesn't matter, because they don't know how to balance the ladder.

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March 2017

Hearthstone

Un'Goro volcano board copypasta

twitchquotes: monkaS

🥁 🍀 🐢 🍀 ☘ = 🌋

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June 2017

Hearthstone

I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream

twitchquotes: Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye.

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October 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

100% reason to go for the face

twitchquotes: 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face SMOrc

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban

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I sexually Identify as Kripp

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I sexually Identify as

Hearthstone Devs change a lightbulb

Hearthstone

Un'Goro volcano board copypasta

Hearthstone

I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream

Hearthstone

100% reason to go for the face

Hearthstone

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