[Copypasta] Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ’ฐ specific ๐Ÿ’ฐ views ๐Ÿ’ฐ expressed ๐Ÿ’ฐ by ๐Ÿ’ฐ blitzchung ๐Ÿ’ฐ were ๐Ÿ’ฐ NOT ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ factor ๐Ÿ’ฐ in ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ decision๐Ÿ’ฐ we๐Ÿ’ฐ made.๐Ÿ’ฐ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ want ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ be ๐Ÿ’ฐ clear: ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ relationships ๐Ÿ’ฐ in China ๐Ÿ’ฐ had ๐Ÿ’ฐ no๐Ÿ’ฐ influence ๐Ÿ’ฐ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ decision.๐Ÿ’ฐ
twitch chat
October 2019

Hearthstone

Blizzard reverses their controversial Blitzchung decision and makes this statement.
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Dear Kripparian, how dare you

twitchquotes: Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp finally picks Pogo

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.
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June 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Obey the call of Kripp'Thuzad

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ Minions, (เธ‡ โ€ขฬ€_โ€ขฬ)เธ‡ servants, <:::::[]=ยคเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ soldiers of the cold dark, obey the call of ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜) Kripp'Thuzad ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜)!!!
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March 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Please ask your opponent to emote Kripp

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, whenever I watch you it is hard for me to tell if my video has frozen or not because your face never moves. Please ask your opponent to emote so I know it's live!
twitch chat
June 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hey guys Saltarian here

twitchquotes: Hey guys Saltarian here, just want to let chat know that in order to survive I need to Feast upon the salt energy that kripp produces upon experiencing a long bout of bad luck. So please snipe and emote him in ways that will evoke his true salt essence. with enough salt I will take control of his scrawny vegan body and I will give chat what they have been waiting for all along...
twitch chat
May 2020
Kripp

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