[Copypasta] Going face was the correct play

twitchquotes: Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11
twitch chat
January 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ļ¼’ ļ½‡ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½“ ļ½ļ½” ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½“ļ½ļ½ļ½… ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Ÿ ļ½†ļ½‰ļ½Œļ½”ļ½ˆļ½™ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½“ļ½•ļ½ļ½Œļ¼Ž ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½Œ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ½ƒļ½ļ½’ļ½… ļ½‡ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ ļ½ļ½Œļ½ļ½™ ļ½ļ½” ļ½Œļ½…ļ½ļ½“ļ½” ļ¼” ļ½‡ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½“ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½ļ½Žļ½… ļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½„ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½‰ļ½’ ļ½‚ļ½ļ½ƒļ½‹ļ¼Ž ļ½“ļ½…ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½•ļ½“ļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‹ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œ ļ½‰ļ½† ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½—ļ½ļ½Žļ½” ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‹ļ½…ļ½…ļ½ ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½—ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ ļ½™ļ½ļ½• ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ ļ½“ļ½”ļ½…ļ½ ļ½‰ļ½” ļ½•ļ½ļ¼Ž ļ½“ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½ƒļ½…ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Œļ½™ļ¼Œ ļ½ ļ½“ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‚ļ½… ļ½…ļ½˜ļ¼ļ½‹ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½Œļ½…ļ½”
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

What if we make Firelands Portal a common?

twitchquotes: "How did Kripp get 12 wins?" Ben Brode demanded at the board meeting. "You were supposed to be monitoring him, Charlie." "Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. He was streaming some boring action-RPG earlier today." Ben Brode frowned. "The salt shortage is cutting into our profits. We're going to need a solution, quick." Sarah raised her hand. "What if we make Firelands Portal a common?"
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: ļ¼©ć€€ļ½•ļ½Žļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½†ļ½…怀ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œć€€ļ½„ļ½…ļ½–ļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½Žļ½„怀ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“怀ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½Žļ½…ļ½Œļ¼›ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½—怀ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ¼©ć€€ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½„ļ¼Ÿć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½’ļ½ļ½™ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼¦ļ¼„ļ¼ć€€iā€™ļ½ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½™ć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”怀ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼©ļ¼³ć€€ļ¼­ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼Ø怀ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žā€™ļ½”怀ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ¼µļ¼®ļ¼³ļ¼µļ¼¢ļ¼¢ļ¼„ļ¼¤ļ¼Ž
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Reynad's Lawyer

twitchquotes: ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½_ā€¢ļø»Ģ·Ģæā”»Ģæā•ā”äø€ Greetings, I am Reynad's new lawyer, Gino Pasterino. It appears you are playing one of my client's decks, which is now under copyright at the US patent offices. Please desist immediately or be subject to monetary fines and penalties. No cappuccino.
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Only way I can feel safe

twitchquotes: When I'm ready to go to sleep I grab my laptop and get in bed. I open my laptop, go to Kripps youtube, turn the brightness all the way up and watch the video with the laptop screen close to my eyes. When the video is done I close my eyes and can still see Kripps face while I go to sleep. It's the only way I can feel safe.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Classic

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