[Copypasta] Horrible attack on my privacy

twitchquotes: Dear Mr Morosan, I was unaware of the fact that upon subscribing to your channel full of top notch casual gameplay, my personal rights would be violated. I did not ask to be "fisted". I hereby demand a public apology and a stack of OJ cartons as compensation for the psychological scars this horrible attack on my privacy has caused.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK

twitchquotes: β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ＀ear οΌ£ο½™ο½‚ο½’ο½‰ο½˜οΌŒ οΌ© ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½‚ο½…ο½…ο½Ž ο½“ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½Œο½™ depressed over ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Œο½ο½“ο½” ο½ο½ο½Žο½”ο½ˆ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½ο½ο½Œο½ο½”ο½…ο½„ ο½“ο½•ο½‰ο½ƒο½‰ο½„ο½…οΌŽ 1fter ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ your ο½–ο½ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ οΌ© ο½Žο½ο½— ο½’ο½…ο½ο½Œο½‰ο½šο½… οΌ© ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½Žο½ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½Œο½…ο½†ο½” to ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… for ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½‹ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½ο½™ο½“ο½…ο½Œο½† ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ο½—ο½…ο½…ο½‹οΌŽοΌŽοΌŽοΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‹ο½“ for ο½ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ my ο½„ο½…ο½ƒο½‰ο½“ο½‰ο½ο½Ž so easy OpieOP
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life IncorporatedΒ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Bowling simulator: E-Bowler

twitchquotes: Hello my name is Kenneth Jizbombski, president of Viral Games, Inc. Recently sales of our most popular Bowling simulator "E-Bowler" have plummeted. Please help my small company by going out and getting E-Bowler any way that you can. I want E-Bowler to spread infecting people with it's incredible gameplay!
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Give me a second guys, Dex says

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Dex says. "Gotta hit up the mailman" He turns down the volume on his bork, and immediately gives Kripp a swift kick down the stairs. As Kripp yelps loudly in pain, Dex overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this delivery!" as loudly as he can. Fey tries to calm him down, but Dex swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Dex wipes the blood off of his snout, sits back down at his ball, and resumes being a good doggy
twitch chat
January 2019
Kripp
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