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[Copypasta]WSB Buy $COCK
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If PLTR hits 35 today
If PLTR hits 35 today I will wipe with quarter ply toilet paper and accidentally discover myself
If PLTR hits 35 today I will wipe with quarter ply toilet paper and accidentally discover myself
Robinhood halts trading on President's Day
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Genetics is the future
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Genetics is the future.
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Genetics is the future.
Hello gentleman, I have suffered a loss of 69K
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