I don’t care if there’s a microchip in the vaccine. I’d let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again expand December 2020 WallStreetBets I don’t care if there’s a microchip in the vaccine. I’d let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again
I don’t care if there’s a microchip in the vaccine. I’d let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again expand December 2020 WallStreetBets I don’t care if there’s a microchip in the vaccine. I’d let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again
Damn missed the TSLA pump Damn missed the TSLA pump... just like last week... and last month.... and last year expand January 2021 WallStreetBets Damn missed the TSLA pump... just like last week... and last month.... and last year
We can't blame market To be fair "but I poop from there" wasn't an explicit "no". We can't blame market for doing what it did. expand March 2021 WallStreetBets To be fair "but I poop from there" wasn't an explicit "no". We can't blame market for doing what it did.
If Apple opens super green tomorrow If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen. expand December 2020 WallStreetBets If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen.
bears are fuk I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk expand December 2020 WallStreetBets I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk
A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant. 3 years later, NFLX fucking tanks 20% after earnings. expand January 2022 WallStreetBets A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant. 3 years later, NFLX fucking tanks 20% after earnings.
