I don’t care if there’s a microchip in the vaccine. I’d let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again
I used to be a real ad
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I think im going to go back and call him a bitch.
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Can you guys critique my portfolio? New investor looking for guidance
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10% LUCK
20% SKLZ
15% CPW
5% PLTR
50% PAIN
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is this an ok for a beginner looking for conservative annual 37% gains?
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Google employees complaints
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Bitch give me that 300k job and I will deal with "my voice not being heard" all day every day.
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Damn missed the TSLA pump
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