[Copypasta] Man i love bull markets

Man i love bull markets. Tried to type in the ticker for MAXN yesterday to buy some but MAGN came up instead. Didn't know wtf it was but I was too lazy to redo my search so I bought that instead and it started mooning.
December 2020

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Iā€™m a simple guy

Iā€™m a simple guy. I donā€™t know about all these fancy ā€œfinancial instrumentsā€ or ā€œmarket dynamicsā€ or ā€œwhere the clit is.ā€ I like the stock, I buy the stock.
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I just smashed my TV because of the SPY

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of the SPY. My wife just took our crying kids and said theyā€™re all spending the week at a hotel. This sub has ruined my life and my party. I canā€™t handle this anymore. Goodbye Powell. I am no longer a fan.
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Solar energy stocks at night time

Itā€™s nighttime so of course solar energy stocks would be weak as fuck. Wait til morning when the sun rises & pumps them
January 2021

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game of doctor

when i was like 12 my neighbor invited me over and we played a game called ā€œdoctorā€ basically he took his pants off got fully erect and asked me to examine it. donā€™t even remember what happened after that. anyways BFT to the moon
January 2021

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Damn missed the TSLA pump

Damn missed the TSLA pump... just like last week... and last month.... and last year
January 2021

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