[Copypasta] Jealous that Mario got to date Peach

twitchquotes: When I was 9 I was really jealous that Mario got to date Peach so to let my frustration out I turned on Mario Kart 64 and drove Mario off a cliff for 2 hours then went back to writing my fanfiction of me being Peach's bff and bf.
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August 2020
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Pokemon Marathon Season 3 Intermission

twitchquotes: IT'S HERACROSS ResidentSleeper THIS LOOKS BAD ResidentSleeper WINDS OF NEW BEGINNINGS ResidentSleeper GLIGARMAN ResidentSleeper LOOK, TOGEPI ResidentSleeper RETURN EVERYBODY ResidentSleeper IT'S SUPER EXPENSIVE ResidentSleeper
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September 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Don/ Pepperoni, captain of the anti-riot police

twitchquotes: ᕼEᒪᒪO TᗯITᑕᕼ ᑕᕼᗩT, ᗪOᑎ ᑭEᑭᑭEᖇOᑎI ᕼEᖇE, ᑕᗩᑭTᗩIᑎ Oᖴ TᕼE ᗩᑎTI-ᖇIOT ᑭOᒪIᑕE. ᔕTOᑭ ᖇIOTIᑎG ᖇIGᕼT ᑎOᗯ, Oᖇ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ ᗷE TOᑭᗪEᑕKEᗪ. YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯE ᗷEEᑎ ᗯᗩᖇᑎEᗪ. ᑎO ᑭᑌEᖇTO ᖇIᑕO ᑭᗩᔕTEᖇIᑎO ᗪE ᑎIᖇO TᗩᖇEᑎTIᑎO
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April 2014

Hearthstone

OkayChamp

twitchquotes: ⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⢀⣼⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⣀⣀⠀⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⣾⣿⣿⣇⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠉⠛⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣟⡋⠉⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠾⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣉⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⠈⠙⣿⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣨⣵⣿⣿⣿⠇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣩⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠙⠻⠟⠋⠁⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⢻⣧⡀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⡀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⢃⣴ ⠀⠀⠀⢻⣦⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡈⠉⠈⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⠋⠁⢀⣤⡜⠁⣼⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡶⠀⠀⣠⣤⣴⣿⡟⠁⢠⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢠⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿
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September 2020

I hate British people

Lame ass British motherfucking broken teeth tea drinking small country weird accent monocle top hat wearer bitchass motherfuckers with their poor hygiene and dental care and a shitty bitchass old ass motherfucking queen that was alive during the fucking Boston tea party just to say “OH WHAT BLOODY WANKERS” towards the Americans who made the smart ass decision to throw their dumbass motherfucking tea into the fucking BOSTON HARBOR then say “see you” and get the fuck out and start a new nation and shit cause they couldn’t tolerate people who put the letter “u” into the word color and call cookies fucking BISCUTS, the British cant even see straight with their crossed-ass eyes and their messed up teeth and EVERYTIME they take a bite atleast 8 of their teeth on their crooked-ass jaws are shoved into their tongues and the top of their worthless ass bitchass motherfucking mouths and then, with a mouth full of blood, they’ll say “OH HOW FUCKING SCRUMPTIOUS” like shut the fuck up bitch no one wants to hear your accent that sounds worse than motherfucking nails on a chalkboard. Just. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. Lameass wankers.
February 2021

British People

Need a STEM mind for Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: Teenagers and man children according to who? You? What is your standard? I'm a fan of Rick and Morty, and I've been watching since episode one. Most of my friends who are scientists love the show, because it has a sense of humor and plot lines that you need a STEM mind simply to follow, let alone interpret and appreciate. Most of the people who diss the show are standard literature, philosophy, sociology a business majors who would rather watch shit like The Office or How I Met Your Mother and other shit-tier shows. Get off your high horse
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September 2017

Rick and Morty

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