[Copypasta] Hello Chat! I like attention

twitchquotes: Hello Chat! My name is Attention Whore. I only speak in large paragraphs or spam in short messages all in caps. I will consistently spam profanity almost in an attempt to find the boundaries of what is a bannable offense. Please yell at me and give me all your attention. Thank you for understanding and don't copy and paste this :) :)
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May 2020
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Under the sea

twitchquotes: 🎡Under the sea🎡 🎡Under the sea🎡 πŸ§œβ€Darling it's better πŸ‘‡ Down where it's wetter 🌊 Take it from πŸ¦€me 😍 Up ☝️ on the πŸ– shore they πŸ‘”work all dayπŸ˜… Out in the 🌞sun they slave away πŸ’¦While we devotin' 🐠 Full time to floatin 🏊🏽 🎡Under the sea🎡
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October 2018

New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰ β˜‘ β€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!” β˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β˜‘ β€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!” β˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" β˜‘ β€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!” β˜‘ β€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!” ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰
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October 2014
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Only the chosen one can fist both asses

twitchquotes: (β€ΏΛ β€Ώ) _(β€ΏΛ β€Ώ) only the chosen one can fist both asses. ⎝ Kreygasm ⎠
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June 2016

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November 2014

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. It’s not a story the f2p btw would tell you. It’s a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to Un’Goro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn… It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful… the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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April 2017

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