[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

Mic Muted

░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░█▄░▄█░█░█▀▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░█░▀░█░█░█░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░▀░░░▀░▀░▀▀▀░░░░░░░ ░░█▄░▄█░█░░█░▀█▀░█▀▀░█▀▄░░ ░░█░▀░█░█░░█░░█░░█▀▀░█░█░░ ░░▀░░░▀░▀▀▀▀░░▀░░▀▀▀░▀▀░░░

ascii art

March 2015

Classic

Trevor from ChatBotsForTwitch.com

twitchquotes: Hi [insert streamer name], this is Trevor from ChAtBotsForTwitch,com. We kindly request that if you're going to pay the extra to have our employees interact with your chat, you don't make fun of them. We know you have difficulty getting real viewers and it frustrates you, but please don't take it out on my employees. Thank you, Trevor.

twitch chat

March 2021

Classic

Are you going to pay for another pizza?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

salty

Unbench the kench

twitchquotes: UNROLL THE TADPOLE OSFrog

UNCLOG THE FROG OSFrog

UNLOAD THE TOAD OSFrog

UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT OSFrog

UNSTICK THE LICK OSFrog

UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN OSFrog

UNMUTE THE NEWT OSFrog

UNBENCH THE KENCH OSFrog

PERMIT THE KERMIT OSFrog

DEFOG THE POLLIWOG OSFrog

twitch chat

September 2015

imaqtpie

Classic

League of Legends

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

twitchquotes: Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.

twitch chat

December 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

Classic

Classic

Mic Muted

Classic

Trevor from ChatBotsForTwitch.com

Classic

Are you going to pay for another pizza?

Classic

Hearthstone

salty

Unbench the kench

Classic

League of Legends

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

Classic

Confirm Subscription