[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!

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You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!————————————————————————

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January 2017

Chemical Vegan

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Spice!

And everything nice! OhMyDog

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect streamer. But Professor Reynad accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - Chemical Vegan! Thus, the Kripp was born! BabyRage

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June 2016

Kripp

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twitchquotes: You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. You notice 4+ length message in the chat. Grabbing the mouse, hovering over, scrolling up. Reading the message and realizing the pasta has no meaning at all. CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER. You are retarded.

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July 2020

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THE WRONG DONGERHOOD

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March 2016

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Think about your actions

twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 179,776 readers, I am not receiving 179,776 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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September 2018

[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

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You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!

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Chemical Vegan

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CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER

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THE WRONG DONGERHOOD

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Think about your actions

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