[Copypasta] MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this
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April 2020
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Octavian Morosan

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March 2015
Kripp

Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room

twitchquotes: Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room. "The canvas needed to topdeck exactly that color to win!" he yells. Dex brings Kripp his paintbrush and Kripp tries again. He tries to paint a happy tree but paints a sad cactus. "The canvas is obviously sniping. How else could it know I was painting a happy tree?" Dex barks. "Quiet, Dex!" screams Kripp as he paints the bottom right of the canvas and concedes.
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November 2018
Kripp

Zeus hates Kripp's casualness

twitchquotes: Hแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜, แด›สœษชs ษชs Zแด‡แดœs, Gแดแด… แดา“ OสŸสแดแด˜แดœs. I สœแด€แด แด‡ ส™แด‡แด‡ษด ษชษดา“แดส€แดแด‡แด… ส™ส แดส sแด‡ส€แด แด€ษดแด›s แด›สœแด€แด› สแดแดœ แด€ส€แด‡ แด…ษชsษขส€แด€แด„ษชษดษข แดส สœแดสŸส สŸแด€ษดแด… แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœส€ แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸษดแด‡ss. Yแดแดœ สœแด€แด แด‡ two แดแดส€แด‡ แด…แด€สs แด›แด sแดœแดแดแดษด ส™แด€แด„แด‹ สแดแดœส€ สœแด€ส€แด…แด„แดส€แด‡ ส€แดแดแด›s แดส€ แด‡สŸsแด‡ I'แด ษขแดษชษดษข แด›แด แด€ษดษดษชสœษชสŸแด€แด›แด‡ สแดแดœส€ แด„แด€ษดแด€แด…ษชแด€ษด แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ แดกษชแด›สœ แดส +25% แด…แดษข แด›แด สŸษชษขสœแด›ษดษชษดษข sแด‹ษชสŸสŸ.
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July 2014
Kripp

Six foot antlers

twitchquotes: I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Subscribers pay for our entertainment

twitchquotes: แ••เผผ โ€ขฬ ใƒฎ โ€ขฬ€ เผฝๅ‡ธ Hey SUBS, YOU PAY FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT Kappa แ••เผผ โ€ขฬ ใƒฎ โ€ขฬ€ เผฝๅ‡ธ!!!
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November 2014
Kripp

plebs vs subs

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