[Copypasta] PROCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA

twitchquotes: PROTOCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA: 1 - Blame deck. 2 - If deck is good, blame RNG. 3 - If deck is good and RNG goes your way, blame going second. 4 - If deck is good, RNG goes your way, and went first, blame opponent's crazy deck/RNG/opponent topdecking answers. 5 - If all else fails, blame snipers with wild decks.
twitch chat
April 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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HOLD THE LINE

twitchquotes: HOLD THE LINE EVERYONE ๐Ÿฅ WutFace _ ๐Ÿ”ช
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room

twitchquotes: Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room. "The canvas needed to topdeck exactly that color to win!" he yells. Dex brings Kripp his paintbrush and Kripp tries again. He tries to paint a happy tree but paints a sad cactus. "The canvas is obviously sniping. How else could it know I was painting a happy tree?" Dex barks. "Quiet, Dex!" screams Kripp as he paints the bottom right of the canvas and concedes.
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

Catten Eatarrian

twitchquotes: "This pasta is delicious, Rania," says Kripp as he receives his vegan foodie. Rania replies, "That's not pasta. It's cat." As the Kripp vomits in horror, Trump removes the Rania mask. "It seems you've catten Eatarrian."
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp

Kripp's salt

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ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp's mods put Stalin to shame

twitchquotes: โ˜ญ โ˜ญ โ˜ญ โ˜ญ Nแดsแด›ส€แดแด สแด€ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, Tสœษชs ษชs Cแดแดส€แด€แด…แด‡ Sแด›แด€สŸษชษด แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด 1952. I แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› I แดกแด€s แด…แดษชษดษข แดกแด‡สŸสŸ แดกษชแด›สœ แดส Gส€แด‡แด€แด› Pแดœส€ษขแด‡, ส™แดœแด› สแดแดœส€ แดแดแด…s แด˜แดœแด› แดแด‡ แด›แด sสœแด€แดแด‡. I'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด ส€แด‡แด„ส€แดœษชแด› แด›สœแด‡แด แด›แด ส€แดœษด แดส ษขแดœสŸแด€ษขs. Bแด‡แด›แด›แด‡ส€ Rแด‡แด… แด›สœแด€ษด Dแด‡แด€แด… โ˜ญ โ˜ญโ˜ญ โ˜ญ
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June 2014
Kripp
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