[Copypasta] Babe im breaking up with u

twitchquotes: babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
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March 2020

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I used to be a real ad
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Ebettle

twitchquotes: I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of e-betting website to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ebettle, the best betting website on the internet. Now available for children.
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March 2015

sellout

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Just taking my money for a walk

twitchquotes: ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)ā•Æā•²___[Ģ²Ģ…$Ģ²Ģ…(Ģ²Ģ…5)Ģ²Ģ…$Ģ²Ģ…] Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk
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October 2018

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plebs vs subs

How do I get my husband to stop going ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™ during sex?

How do I get my husband to stop going ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ā€˜Goblin Mode activatedā€™ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ā€˜Goblin Mode offā€™ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and heā€™s always been great in bed. But recently heā€™s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™. We didnā€™t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heā€™s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iā€™ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heā€™s been a little emotionally unwell. Iā€™ve heard him muttering, ā€˜Goblinā€™ repeatedly when he didnā€™t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ā€˜Goblin Mode activatedā€™, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iā€™ve ever had, but Iā€™m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice? Edit: The problem isnā€™t the ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™, itā€™s that he could be ill
July 2022

Confessions

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This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!ā€ ā˜‘ ā€œMy deck can't win against a deck like thatā€ ā˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" ā˜‘ ā€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat meā€ ā˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" ā˜‘ ā€œThere was nothing I could doā€ ā˜‘ ā€œI played that perfectlyā€
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June 2014
Kripp

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Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Wasting time on Twitch, must be me

twitchquotes: No job āœ”ļø 4Head No girlfriend āœ”ļø 4Head No friends āœ”ļø 4Head No talents āœ”ļø 4Head Wasting time on Twitch āœ”ļø 4Head Must be me 4Head
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May 2017

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