No one:
Not a single soul:
This video: exists
This comment: hold my beer
Me: so you have chosen death
Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg
Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces
Me: mom can we have death
Mom: we already have death at home
Death at home: surprised pikachu face
This video literally makes me cry every time
Who else is watching this in ????
This video: wait that's illegal
Also this video: why do I hear boss music???
Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended!
Edit: thanks for the likes XD
What happened to this ad? :(
More Classic Copypastas
Does it look like I give a duck about your chat experience?
twitchquotes:
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DUCK ABOUT YOUR CHAT EXPERIENCE?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DUCK ABOUT YOUR CHAT EXPERIENCE?
twitch chat
Classic
Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth
twitchquotes:
Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ 
γγγ ~ γγγγγγγγ~ γγγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγ~ γγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγγγγγ γ~ ~ γ γγ~ γγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγ γγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγγγγγγ~ γγγγγ~ γγγγγγ~ γ γγγ~
γγγ ~ γγγγγγγγ~ γγγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγ~ γγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγγγγγ γ~ ~ γ γγ~ γγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγ γγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγγγγ~ γγγγ~ γγγγγγγγ~ γγγγγ~ γγγγγγ~ γ γγγ~
twitch chat
Forsen
Classic
KappaPride
Can the mods ban us all?
twitchquotes:
can 
the mods ban us all
the mods ban us all
twitch chat
MODS
Classic
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Γbernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
Classic
Your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire
twitchquotes:
nl_Kripp your "Twitch Viewer Bot" subscription will soon expire to continue using our services please renew your account by logging into your account and from the home page go to: My account > Viewbot Status > Renew subscription. This message will repeat until the end of your subscription in 72 hours. Thank you for your dedicated service.
twitch chat
Kripp