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You were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste funny. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

MIC VOLUME TOO LOW

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｓｕｂｍｏｄｅｏｆｆ，ｉａｐｐｌｙｃａｎｃｅｒｄｉｒｅｃｔｌｙｔｏｃｈａｔ．ｉｓｔａｒｅａｔｔｈｅｃｈａｔａｎｄｓａｙｔｈｅＭＩＣＶＯＬＵＭＥＩＳＴＯＯＬＯＷａｌｌｍａｋｉｎｇｒｅｙｎａｄ

twitch chat

April 2014

Reynad

FeelsOkayMan

twitchquotes: Chat

👌 ❓

twitch chat

January 2018

Classic

I'm tired of this terrible chat

twitchquotes: I'm tired of this terrible chat. I make thoughtful comments and cheer the teams on, but then chat spams and my comment gets lost. I might as well just spam PunchTrees

7 like the rest of you...

twitch chat

April 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

⚠️WARNING⚠️ cock inspection is NOT required at the vaccination sites!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

August 2021

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