[Copypasta] Promoted to mod status

I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face

twitchquotes: I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself

twitch chat

June 2017

Overwatch

CHOCOLATE RAIN, HOBGOBLIN INTO CHICKEN WINS THE GAME

twitchquotes: CHOCOLATE RAIN, hobgoblin into chicken wins the game, CHOCOLATE RAIN, turn one coin in missles, Kripp is slain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, fireball the face and feel the pain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, sacrifice the raptor, all in vain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, Kripp that wrecking of Tay was inhumane BibleThump

twitch chat

February 2015

Kripp

The message can only be posted 10 more times

twitchquotes: this message can only be posted 10 more times or else serious consequences will commence

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

WHO let the dogs out

twitchquotes: BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

twitch chat

March 2020

Coronavirus

COVID

Alright, Nario Quesadilla

twitchquotes: Alright, Nario Quesadilla. You had your fun bullying kids on quickplay and making them salty. Hope you feel proud, you’re not making ult online any better, personally I’m going back at watching ZeRo.

twitch chat

August 2019

NairoMK

[Copypasta] Promoted to mod status

I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face

Overwatch

CHOCOLATE RAIN, HOBGOBLIN INTO CHICKEN WINS THE GAME

The message can only be posted 10 more times

WHO let the dogs out

Coronavirus

COVID

Alright, Nario Quesadilla

Super Smash Bros

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