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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

May 2021

Only the saltiest EU fan can hold both cans

twitchquotes: PJSalt

only the saltiest EU fan can hold both cans ⎝ Kappa

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May 2016

Sneaky

Ben Shapiro asks his mom for Robux

Now, let’s say 🗣 hypothetically, you 👆, my mother 👪. Were to give 🎁 me, your

son 🙎‍♂️, your

credit 💸 card 💳 information 👌🏼. So I 👥 could make 🛠 a purchase 💲 of 500 💯 robux 👏 on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister 👱‍♀️ will have you 👆 believe 🙅🏻, I 👥 have done ✅ a very ‼ good 👌 job 🙆‍♂️🤵 of doing my chores 🧼, including 📲, but 🍑 not limited 🔒 to; The dishes 😳🍽👈🏼, the laundry and the taking 👊 out the trash ⛹️‍♀️👶🗑.

December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Arena wins and donger size

twitch chat

March 2014

Reynad

Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey T S M, thanks for paying for my free entertainment ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

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January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Promoted to mod status

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times

Among Us / Amogus

Classic