[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
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November 2019
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legs man or a breasts man

twitchquotes: One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now Iā€™m "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
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November 2019

OMG that was not a c9 plat chat

twitchquotes: OMG that was not a c9 plat chat šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you see, I know what a c9 is because I'm a low diamond and understand concepts such as c9, reset, dive and goats, unlike you PLATS šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ
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Overwatch

Puts on sunglasses

Sounds to me like... ( ā€¢_ā€¢) ( ā€¢_ā€¢)>āŒā– -ā–  [punch line] ļ»æ(āŒā– _ā– )
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DickButt

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