[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
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November 2019
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Having to call a judge ā€œyour honorā€ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)

ā€œYour Honorā€. I mean gimmie a fuckinā€™ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too? Iā€™ve seriously seen courtrooms where theyā€™ll say ā€œSirā€ and the judge will be like ā€œItā€™s ā€œYour Honorā€ young man!!ā€ Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use ā€œSirā€ like everybody else. Itā€™s some LARPING Iā€™d expect kids to do. ā€œOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!ā€ Shut up. EDIT: Iā€™m literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yā€™all, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing. EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying ā€œitā€™s just a title, like Doctor!ā€. Judges have a title like ā€œDoctorā€, itā€™s called ā€œJudgeā€ - Doctors donā€™t expect us to call them ā€œThy Healerā€ or some crap like that.
August 2021

Coke Gaming out!

twitchquotes: HI, this is Coke Gaming here In the Twitch stream of Aurateur. We would like to give you lots of money and gifted subscriptions, and maybe you can be on a platform-wide ad! Please be as loud and obnoxious as possible, the louder the reaction the better! Thank you for considering us. Coke Gaming out!
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December 2019

I donā€™t know what Overwatch is

twitchquotes: I donā€™t know what Overwatch is. Thereā€™s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donā€™t know. And then sometimes if that wasnā€™t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iā€™m getting a handle on what ā€œJunkrat kin discourseā€ is yall show up with ā€œThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā€ and then SHEā€™S part of the Overwatchers. ā€œThis is Swedish Beefcakeā€ could yall? not?? I still donā€™t know what a Hanzo is.
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April 2021

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japan is best country in the world!

grrrr jappan šŸ‡ÆšŸ‡µ is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!šŸ¤¬šŸ˜”!!!šŸ‘¹šŸ¤¬!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureā›©šŸŽŽšŸŽ better than amricanšŸ—½šŸ”šŸ‘Ž!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere šŸ—¼and sakura trees are so šŸŒø a e s t h e t i c šŸŒø UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinē!!! ~hmph baka -_- šŸ®
August 2021

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Copyright infringement of copypastas

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