[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
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November 2019
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions

twitchquotes: I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this.
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December 2016

Overwatch

Chug jug with you (lyrics)

We got a... 1# Victory Royale, yeah, Fortnite we 'bout to get down (Get down!) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out Tomato Town My friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading southbound Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets, look at the map, go to the marked sheet (Chorus) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today! You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake! I really love to.. Chug Jug with you! We can be pro Fortnite gamers! (End of chorus) He said.. "Hey Broski!", "You got some heals and a shield pot?" "I need healing, and I am only at 1 HP." "Hey dude, sorry!", "I found nothing on this safari." "I checked the upstairs of that house, but not the underneath yet." "There's a chest that's just down there,", "The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare!" I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend, more than you can contend. I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer! Cool.. pro.. Fortnite? (Chorus) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today! You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake! I really love to.. Chug Jug with you! We can be pro Fortnite gamers! (End of chorus) La, la la, la laa ee ya! X2 La, lA AUGHH La laa ee ya! (Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer?) Pro Fortnite Gamer.. Can we get a win this weekend? Take me to Loot Lake! Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate! Let's hop in an ATK, take me to the zone! I'm running kind of low on mats, I need to break some stone! Dressed in all his fancy clothes, He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro! He just shot my back, I turn back and I attack! I just got a Victory Royale, A Victory Royale.. (Chorus) Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today! You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake! I really love to.. Chug Jug with you! We can be pro Fortnite gamers! (End of chorus)
March 2021

Fortnite

Spiderman Logo

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September 2021

Brofist straight in your pepperonis

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, I แดกแด€s แดŠแดœsแด› ษขส€แดแดœษดแด…แด‡แด… า“แดส€ แดกแด€แด›แด„สœษชษดษข สแดแดœส€ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด. Mส แด˜แด€ส€แด‡ษดแด›s sแด€แดก สแดแดœส€ "ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด›" แด€ษดแด… แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› สแดแดœ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›แด‡แด€แด„สœษชษดษข แดแด‡ แด›แด ส™แด‡แด€แด› แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แดœแด˜, แด€ษดแด… ษดแดแดก I แด„แด€ษด'แด› แดกแด€แด›แด„สœ แด›แดกษชแด›แด„สœ แด€ษดสแดแดส€แด‡. Iา“ I แด‡แด แด‡ส€ sแด‡แด‡ สแดแดœ ษชษด ส€แด‡แด€สŸ สŸษชา“แด‡, I'สŸสŸ ษขษชแด แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด› sแด›ส€แด€ษชษขสœแด› ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษชs. Tสœแด€ษดแด‹s า“แดส€ ส€แดœษชษดษชษดษข แดส สŸษชา“แด‡, แด€ssสœแดสŸแด‡.
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November 2014
Kripp

Reynad's peak performance in salt manufacturing

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad I am Terry Davison from the Texas Salt making factory. Our buisness would like to invest in your salt revenues as we have sensed a peak performance. Pls no pepper.
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April 2014
Reynad
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