[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
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November 2019
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My little Krummy Wummy

twitchquotes: "THIS GAME IS FUCKIN GARBAGE!" Kurum yelled, voice cracking slightly in exasperation. "What's wrong Huney-Krum?" Soju called out from the kitchen. "I JUST WENT 5TH TO A FUCKIN BOT... and what the hell did you call me, bowl cut?" Kurum responded, still fuming. "Well, you told me if I called you 'My little Krummy Wummy' one more time you were gonna kick my ass..." Soju pouted, his head peeking around the kitchen door frame "Look, if you take a little break, I know where you can still be top 1..
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December 2019
Kurumx

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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I donā€™t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itā€™s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iā€™ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iā€™ll walk around my house and pick up various different ā€œtrinketsā€ and put them in my bag while saying stuff like ā€œIā€™ll be having thatā€ and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (ā€œtrinketsā€ can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iā€™m 99% sure they donā€™t know itā€™s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
July 2022

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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME

twitchquotes: Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. ā€œI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!ā€ Rania consoles him, ā€œItā€™s okay sweetheart. I love you.ā€ Kripp responds in tears ā€œI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donā€™t play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!ā€ Rania wraps her arms around Krippā€™s neck, ā€œItā€™s okay baby, itā€™ll be different, when Artifact comes out!ā€ Kripp lets out a scream, ā€œNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENā€™S CARD GAME!ā€
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November 2018
Kripp

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Why aren't there any NA teams at Worlds?

twitchquotes: Hi guys Iā€™m new here. But isnā€™t this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itā€™s really unfair that there arenā€™t any NA teams, why isnā€™t such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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November 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent. Am I the asshole?

>hanging out with friend group >one guy facetimes some british slag he knows >i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent >say she sounds like hermione >Make some joke about earl grey tea >she says, "ask this fuck'a how you even make earl grey tea >Say, "toss it in the boston harbor" >bongchick gets all pissed off >friend asks me to leave Am I the asshole?
June 2021

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