[Copypasta] Todd Howard Fallout 76 announcement

twitchquotes: Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
twitch chat
November 2018
Fallout 76 was a huge flop on release. Massive PR backlash.
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twitchquotes: Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down. Fuckโ†—Youโ†˜ Oh, Fuckโ™‚You leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough. Oh yea? I'll kick your ass! Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say? Yeah, no problem buddy! You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit. Yeah, smart ass. I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.
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twitchquotes: (`.ยด) Trump. (`.ยด) Amaz. (`.ยด) MaSsan. (`.ยด) Hafu. A few months ago the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when ( อยฐ อœส–อกยฐ) Forsen's Snus Brotherhood attacked. Only (โ—‰ู„อŸโ—‰) Reynad, master of the Salt could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most - he was too busy complaining on stream. ( อ ยฐู„อŸ อ ยฐ)
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