[Copypasta] Todd Howard Fallout 76 announcement

twitchquotes: Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
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November 2018
Fallout 76 was a huge flop on release. Massive PR backlash.
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Kripp is actually still living in Canada

twitchquotes: Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters don’t hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp Kappa
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November 2014
Kripp

Among Us is ruining my fucking life

I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering.
August 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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Dragon Rider

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August 2018

KekHands

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November 2021

Pepe

New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰ β˜‘ β€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!” β˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" β˜‘ β€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!” β˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" β˜‘ β€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!” β˜‘ β€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!” ヽ(β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)οΎ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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