Do not fear a man that spams 1000 memes, instead fear a man that spams a meme 1000 times 
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Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei
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After their game, Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6.
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When spam, my text automatically go to the smallest size
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Κ·Κ°α΅αΆ° Λ’α΅α΅α΅, α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅Λ£α΅ α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆα΅αΆ«αΆ«ΚΈ α΅α΅ α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅ Λ’α΅α΅αΆ«αΆ«α΅Λ’α΅ Λ’αΆ¦αΆ»α΅β
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α΅αΆ«αΆ« α΅α΅αΆα΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ α΅α΅Λ£αΆ¦α΅α΅α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ αΆ¦αΆαΆ¦α΅αΆ°αΆΚΈ
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when were you when john lenin dies
Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked
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I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election
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I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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