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I fucked Up DVD
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
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Pretending I'm Ahri
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Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
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League of Legends
MONTHLY PLEB TEST
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PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: β amazW β krippW β trumpW β btsLdW β reynadW β kolentoW β bajW β btsKotlW β dewW β emjaneW β forsenW β krippW β mitchW β singsingFcuk β reckW β sodaW β btsGodzW β merliniHappyMerlini β taymooW β rtzW β admiralW β envySwag β sumailKappa β btsMerliniW β wtrWtR β dagerDendi β ppdSalt β fearGASM β singsingP β fluffyW β ratW β Pleb test passed
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Whoβs Joe? Joe Momma
"Whoβs joe?" a distant voice asks.
Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
βJoe Mommaβ¦β the creature whispered.
The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
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0-3 Hearthstone Arena Police
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the 0-3 Police, You're coming with us. (βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)
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