[Copypasta] This endeavor of knowledge 5Head

twitchquotes: 5Head šŸ· Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Come chatroom, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge 5Head šŸ·
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September 2019

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My son won't stop using "TwitchSpeak?

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?
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Am I The Asshole?

That's some good shit right there

twitchquotes: šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€ good shit goą±¦Ō sHitšŸ‘Œ thats āœ” some goodšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œshit rightšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œth šŸ‘Œ erešŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ rightāœ”there āœ”āœ”if i do Ę½aŅÆ so my selļ½† šŸ’Æ i say so šŸ’Æ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Ź³į¶¦įµŹ°įµ— įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³įµ‰) mMMMMįŽ·ŠœšŸ’Æ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒŠO0Šžą¬ ļ¼ÆOOļ¼ÆOŠžą¬ ą¬ Ooooįµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ’Æ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒGood shit
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Dicks are so cute omg

twitchquotes: Dicks are so cute omg(ā„ ā„ā€¢ā„Ļ‰ā„ā€¢ā„ ā„) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/Ļ‰ļ¼¼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!ļ¼ˆļ¼¾ćƒÆļ¼¾)
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Hey kids, do you want some dank memes?

twitchquotes: ā”“ā”¬ā”“ā”¤( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ–ā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ HEY KIDS DO YOU WANT SOME DANK MEMES?
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I will now transform this human into a cat

twitchquotes: I WILL NOW TRANSFORM THIS HUMAN INTO A CATā•°( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā° )恤ā”€ā”€ā˜† -> -> -> Kappa Keepo CoolCat
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