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What if I... put my Minecraft bed... π³ next to yours... π³ aha ha, just kidding.. π unless.. ? π³
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked
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Who Asked?
THE WRONG DONGERHOOD
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ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½
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In Japan, heart surgeon
Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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LET'S BUILD A RAINBOW CHAT!
Gay chicken
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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
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