[Copypasta] twitch emotes in non-twitch chats

twitchquotes: Is it just me, or do people who say twitch emotes out loud or type twitch emotes in non-twitch chats are super cringe worthy? The whole idea of saying twitch emotes out loud or typing them out rather than just doing the action that the emote describes is just dumb to me. Instead of saying/typing "Kappa", why not type "lol" or actually laugh like a normal person.
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July 2019
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I'm jealous of Kripp's gangsta lifestyle

twitchquotes: I'm jealous of Kripp's gangsta lifestyle ... the baller veganism ... the high fibre diet ... the dope falafel wraps. The dude is regular!
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May 2015
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Your sorry excuse for a job

twitchquotes: Kripp, how does it feel that by me disabling adblock I control whether or not your sorry excuse for a job continues existing
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November 2014
Kripp

BibleThump

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Saving up salt for a trip to Greece to touch the Kripp

twitchquotes: I want to touch the kripp, I tell myself. I save up my salt for years to get a trip to greece. I ring the dong bell and out the comes the border kripp face, I smell the aroma of salt and prosterinos. In his hand is a ornate salt shaker and one of reynads 15 guitars. He shoots me in the face with a fireball saying "Assume they have fireball, cause they do have fireball" from that day foward Ive never washed my face again.
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September 2014
Kripp

DJ

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โฃ‹โฃ‰โก™โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ฎโกžโ โ €โ ˆโขขโ ทโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขคโฃ‡โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโขฐโ ™โ šโขงโฃ€โข€โฃ โ žโ “โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกธโ €โกŽโ €โฃ€โกคโ โ ‰โ งโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโขฐโกตโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก€โ €โฃ€โก โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ†โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโขฃโก€โ ˜โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ ™โขคโกˆโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โ –โฃ’โฃถโ –โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ ทโฃ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โฃบโฃถโ –โ ’โ “โขคโฃนโ ถโฃ’โ ฒโก„โ €โ € โ €โข โ โฃžโฃŸโ ‰โ €โฃ–โ ’โฃฒโ €โ €โ ˆโฃณโ €โ €โกŽโกžโ ‰โ €โฃ–โข’โฃขโ €โ €โ ˆโก‡โ นโก„โ € โข โ โ €โ ˜โ ชโข…โฃ€โฃ€โ ‰โฃ€โฃ€โก โ ”โ โ €โ €โ ™โ ฎโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โ ‰โฃ€โฃ€โกคโ –โ โ €โ นโก„ โกŸโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ “โ ›โ šโ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ šโ ›โ ›โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โขป โฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃธ
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