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Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie

twitchquotes: He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. β€œUnder the Biden administration,” he says, carefully β€œThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. β€œEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. β€œYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words β€œBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
twitch chat
November 2020

Forsen was drinking on the job

twitchquotes: Forskin used to work at the sperm bank but was fired for drinking on the job
twitch chat
December 2014
Forsen

A very convincing EU > NA

twitchquotes: C9 loses to G2 with First time Top lane Perkz βœ… β€’ TL loses to FNC with a sub jungler debuting for them βœ… β€’ TSM loses to OG role swapping Nukeduck and Patrik and Patrik’s first competitive Neeko game βœ… A very convincing EU > NA
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July 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

At least you have a life

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Kripp, you may suck at Hearthstone but at least you have a girlfriend. I bet these people beating you have no life (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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December 2014
Kripp

Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame

Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say "He need his AWP next round" so he "is saving". Tell him, I will call police next time!!!!
May 2022

CSGO

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