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SUSHI SUSHI ๐ 
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS ๐ NEED BACKUP ๐ ALLIGATOR ๐
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS ๐ NEED BACKUP ๐ ALLIGATOR ๐
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here
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Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here, 16th president of the USA. Just wondering if you can let me see your minimap. I realize you don't like "ghosting" but maybe you can make an exception for me. Sorry for spooking you.
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imaqtpie
โRatioโ shut up. Shut the fuck up
โRatioโ shut up. Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares! Youโre gonna get the negative side of this ratio that you so care about. Shut the fuck up. I thought Reddit was bad enough but now itโs borrowing from Twitter. Nobody gives a shit about the like ratio, nobody gives a shit about your retarded comment. Take my advice and shut the fuck up!
YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE
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You all think these are copypastas. YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE, it is not a fucking joke. I am trying to CON-VER-SATE. You are so socially inept to even do this and I canโt carry you in this like everything else since it takes two to conversate. Pay attention. Think thoughts. Just do anything. I swear I donโt even know how your parent can tolerate you.
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I hate Twitch Chat
Seoul Dynasty is just winning because...
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Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itโs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iโm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyโre not.
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OverwatchLeague
Overwatch
Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom
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"Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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