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SUSHI SUSHI ๐ 
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS ๐ NEED BACKUP ๐ ALLIGATOR ๐
RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS ๐ NEED BACKUP ๐ ALLIGATOR ๐
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I used to be a real ad
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When Kripp is afk, he fills his bathtube with salty tears
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When Kripp goes afk, he's filling up his bathtube with his salty tears. Full of Anger and bad Energy, he let the harmony of salt and warm HยฒO take over. He is at a better place now, dreaming about freedom and peace.
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Kripp
WEEBS UNITE FOR SHADOWVERSE
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ARENA'S A SNORE CONSTRUCTED IS WORSE WEEBS UNITE FOR SHADOWVERSE
ARENA'S A SNORE CONSTRUCTED IS WORSE WEEBS UNITE FOR SHADOWVERSE
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this game is actually one of the best I've seen
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(Sponsored Viewer) โ
: Okay guys enough with the BS this game is actually one of the best I've seen in quite a while. I understand kripp may be "selling out" but that doesn't mean he isn't enjoying the game. After playing for a couple of minutes I got hooked, line and sinker. I suggest you fellow chat dwellers do the same. So much Fun! (5$ has been transferred to your PayPal account.)
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mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
MOM I NEED V-BUCKS
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โ๏ธโ OK MOM โโ๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐ก๐ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐๐ต I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ๐๐คจ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐ซ๐คฌ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐๏ธ๐ซ I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ๐๐ NOW I NEED YOU ๐ง๐ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ๐๐ฅ I'VE GOTTA SHOW ๐คฏ๐คฌ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ NOW I'LL BE IN BED ๐ด๐ค BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT ๐๐๐ธ
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