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RUNNING LOW ON BRAINCELLS ð NEED BACKUP ð ALLIGATOR ð
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CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat
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āžž;Âī āžāšķ Û āžāšķ āž― Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. āžž;Âī āžāšķ Û āžāšķ āž―
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Donging through the snow
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áāžžāšŲÍāšāž―á Donging through the snow áāžžāšŲÍāšāž―á áāžžāšŲÍāšāž―á In a one dong open sleigh áāžžāšŲÍāšāž―á over the dongs we go áāžžāšŲÍāšāž―á donging all the way áāžžāšŲÍāšāž―á
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Naughty fun
guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
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I awoke from my coma and muted the stream
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I owe my life to [insert streamer]. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse walked in and changed the Twitch channel to [insert streamer]'s stream. I awoke from my coma and muted [insert streamer].
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