[Copypasta] πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈATTENTIONπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈPLEASEπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Why won't my sister french kiss me?

Why won't my sister french kiss me? I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much
July 2022

Confessions

Anime girl 3

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Weebs

When batman beats mentally ill clowns

twitchquotes: How come when batman dons a suit of armor and beats up mentally ill clowns its "Heroic" but when I do it I'm "Committing manslaughter" and I'm "Not allowed in McDonalds again"
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November 2019

Super dong to the rescue

twitchquotes: ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ sα΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴅᴏɴɒ to the rescue
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Kripp

Poop

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June 2016
Riot Games

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