[Copypasta] Pro players that go to tournaments are not the best

twitchquotes: The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
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April 2019
From this tweet: https://twitter.com/not_esports/status/1115258924821819392
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twitchquotes: β€œI’M NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. I’M SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON ME” LUL
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twitchquotes: Jared shuffles to his locker wiping a tear from his eye. He looks over his shoulder to see DOM and QT, the jock E-Athlete bullies, laughing at him and his wedgie. Jared clinches his fist in rage knowing that soon the time would come, he will show them...
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twitchquotes: Ho ho ho ha ha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚, ho ho ho he ha🀣🀣. Hello thereπŸ˜ƒπŸ‘‹, old chumπŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅. I’m πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ g'not πŸ™…β€β™€οΈa g'nelfπŸ§πŸ‘Ž. I’m πŸ™…β€β™€οΈg'notπŸ™…β€β™€οΈ a g'noblinπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ί. I’m a g'nomeπŸŽ…πŸ˜!! And you’ve been, GNOOOMEDπŸŽ…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£!!!
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