[Copypasta] Pro players that go to tournaments are not the best

twitchquotes: The "pro" players that go to tournaments and stuff are NOT the best players in the world, not even close. These are just the best players of the type of losers who have the personality deficiency that compels them to actually go to gaming tournaments.
twitch chat
April 2019
From this tweet: https://twitter.com/not_esports/status/1115258924821819392
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This guy's such a bad player!

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Copy and paste anything as long as there are clap emojis

twitchquotes: πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ IDIOTS πŸ‘ WILL πŸ‘ PASTE πŸ‘ ANYTHING πŸ‘ AS πŸ‘ LONG πŸ‘ AS πŸ‘ THERE πŸ‘ ARE πŸ‘ CLAP πŸ‘ EMOJIS πŸ‘
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Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump

twitchquotes: No job βœ” BibleThump Mom's house βœ” BibleThump No talents βœ” BibleThump No gf βœ” BibleThump No friends βœ” BibleThump No midnight kiss βœ” BibleThump Spending New years eve on twitch βœ” BibleThump Must be us BibleThump
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