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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.
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How to prank your school principle
Step 1: Go to his office
Step 2: distract him
Step 3: Put a fish on his desk
Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk"
Step 5: Break his kneecaps
We are not the same (Amogus edition)
We are not the same
For instance
You say kid š¦ we say mini-crewmate
You say earth š we say Mira-hq
You say suspiciousš„·, we say sussy bakas
You say āhe was murdered so I called the policeā, we say āEMERGENCY MEETINGā
You say āthe joke is deadā we say Among us poop mod 2021 (still working) (free) (not click bait)
Among Us / Amogus
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this streamer is look very nerd 
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RIP Joe the Spider
I know this is really stupid but Iām sad about it.
Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iām a girl who lives alone so I guess some ādudeā stuff hasnāt been done around the house.
Context: I have a spider named joe. Heās a dandy long leg. Heās been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust.
Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said āyouāre welcomeā. Iām super confused. So I ask āfor what?ā He says āI just killed a big ass spider for youā.
I couldnāt even contain myself. I just yelled āYOU KILLED JOE?!ā And started tearing up. I didnāt tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy.
My friend was distraught. Heās a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house.
I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeās trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure.
RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
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