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I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you
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My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.
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Kripp
Taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk
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Don't mind me just taking Forsen's tournament wins for a walk -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___0
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Forsen
DO A MEME ALREADY
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DO A MEME ALREADY 
WE PAY YOU TO MEME SAY YOUR PHRASE
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imaqtpie
I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
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They say 9 out of 10 twitch users are dumb. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
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Trump
Classic
Stimulus talks going well in 2946
The year is 2946, Robot Mitch McConnel and Cyborg Nancy Pelosi report stimulus talks going well.
The Dow rewards them and hits 6.02 x 1023.