[Copypasta] I'm not your typical 12 year old

twitchquotes: I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.
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December 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard facepalm

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Kripp's IQ is officially more than 1000

twitchquotes: nice win man you totally outplayed him on every level, every single play you did showed a whole new level of skill and meta beyond our mortal brains understandings, i have no idea how its even humanly possible to be so amazing at this card game as you are Kripp, your IQ is officially more than 1000
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Salty tofu

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November 2014
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Timed out for 525 seconds for typing hahaha

twitchquotes: I got timed out for 525 seconds for typing hahaha, In this time I realized that twitch originated from Nazi Germany and thus I grew the most manly pubic hair in my entire life and ate it to sooth my pains. Please no copy seig heil pasta
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i forgor ๐Ÿ’€

nah, you forgor ๐Ÿ’€ how to be funny. you forgor ๐Ÿ’€ how to be original. you forgor ๐Ÿ’€ how to be a decent human being in society. "i rember ๐Ÿ˜" yeah, you rember ๐Ÿ˜ the reason your parents divorced. you rember ๐Ÿ˜ the reason why youre alone. you rember ๐Ÿ˜ why nobody likes you. shut up lmao
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I forgor

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