[Copypasta] You have been presented with superior intellect

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin. Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

April 2022

1 Kappa = 1 Prayer

twitchquotes: Don't forget. As Kaceytron once said... Forsen is a 19 year old Russian fanboy that has obvious drug and alcohol problems. Let's all share this message to let people be aware of the danger of being a roleplaying streamer. 1 Kappa

= 1 Prayer.

twitch chat

December 2014

Forsen

PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK

twitchquotes:

PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK 3 can:

I can easily stack 3 of these stupid cans, even 4

And that is absolutely none of your business.I can

stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not.

4 ME DrinkPurple.

twitch chat

March 2019

3rd world countries like Sweden and Germany

twitchquotes: As I sit here in the land of freedom and glory, soaring on the wings of the bald eagle; I look down at the earth below me. Soaring over the crystal waters of the US Ocean toward 3rd world counties like Sweden and Germany, I am reminded that not everyone was lucky enough to be born into greatness. A single tear is shed as I weep at the thought of Denmark and Norway and the poverty they endure. The tear falls

twitch chat

October 2014

EU vs NA

Please stop spaming gachiGASM and gachiBASS

twitchquotes: Chat. My son is watching [insert streamer here]. Please stop spaming gachiGASM

and

. It's not good for a kid to see that. He might be curious about tasting a glorious *** in the future. I dont want that.

twitch chat

September 2020

[Copypasta] You have been presented with superior intellect

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke

1 Kappa = 1 Prayer

PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK

3rd world countries like Sweden and Germany

EU vs NA

Please stop spaming gachiGASM and gachiBASS

KappaPride

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