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I want to fuck the Samsung girl
Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iβve done nothing but think about her. I canβt go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iβve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canβt stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canβt complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canβt live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iβll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iβve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnβt want it any other way.
Please refrain from spamming anymore
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Chat, you do realize that your spam does not help my stream experience. It actually ruins it. I know it is hard to take in, but please refrain from spamming anymore. Do not make me repeat myself. I'm warning you chat.
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I hate Twitch Chat
Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag
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BAN ONE 12 YEAR OLD AND YOU GET THE WHOLE 9GAG
BAN ONE 12 YEAR OLD AND YOU GET THE WHOLE 9GAG
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED
WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! πππ
"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! π€π€π
His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. π€¬ What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.π€
In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment π. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" π¬π². WOW! π€ͺ Another reference I had to explain to you. π€¦ββοΈπ€ I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.ππ
XQC's chat makes me sick
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Don't you guys feel any embarrassment? Being trash in chat and in TTS all day and being full of shit while XQC is trying to give us juicer content? A lot of you guys are a disgrace to me and to others who're trying to enjoy the stream. You people make me sick
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