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Itβs Morbin time! FAQ (Reddit)
Itβs Morbin time!
# FAQ
## What does this mean?
Itβs time for Morbin.
## Why did I do this?
There are several reasons I may deem you morbin-able to be worthy of being morbed. These include, but are not limited to:
I am very Morby
I see you being morbin-able
You morbed me first
## Is Morbius THE movie of all time?
Yes
## I don't believe I deserved to be morbed upon. Can you un-morb me?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put morb-juice back into my morbenis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me some thick morb-milk explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to fucking requests/comments within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of people gets morbed, and you are is likely no exception.
## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the reality that I stick my Morbenis into your morbussy and move on. But learn from this mistake. You were a mistake because I forgot to wear a morbondom whilst fucking your morb-hole. I will continue to morb your morbussy until you improve your conduct.
Remember: morbing you who morbed me first is a right, not a privilege.
Imagine being Bill Gates right now.
Imagine being Bill Gates right now.
You spend 30 years of your life and $50 billion of your own dollars supporting humanitarian causes. You directly save hundreds of thousands of lives in South East Asia by providing anti malaria netting to half of a continent, you drop infant mortality rates throughout the entire developing world by funding vaccine programs including vaccinating 40,000,000 children for polio, and, amongst a plethora of philanthropic endeavors, you fund free educational platforms like Khan Academy so people can have free access to high quality education.
Then after donating half of your wealth to charity and pledging 90% of the remainder to charity in your will..
Arguably doing more to better life on earth for humanity than any other human being to ever live.
You then hop on the internet only to find a million scientifically illiterate fucking imbeciles that are using the very computers you pretty much invented in the first place to call you a child murdering arch villian antichrist because they watched a YouTube video made by some other yokel with the comprehension of a fucking potato.
Dicks are so cute omg
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Dicks are so cute omg(β ββ’βΟββ’β β) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ΟοΌΌ) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!οΌοΌΎγ―οΌΎ)
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It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gamer house
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It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary βSneakyβ Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William βMeteosβ Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. βI got the meat right here for you baby.β Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneakyβs lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.
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Monitor always grey, need you to fix
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HELLO? Computer repairman?? βοΈπ This is QT βοΈπ Monitor always grey βοΈπ need you to fix
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