[Copypasta] Daily Airport Security Test!

twitchquotes: βœ… 🏻 🏼 🏽 🏾 🏿 🚫 Daily Airport Security Test! Can you pass? ⎝ cmonBruh
twitch chat
February 2019
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10 years since Dota 2 update

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twitch chat
April 2015
SingSing

Dota 2

YA SPAM IT

twitchquotes: ヽ༼β—₯β–ΆΩ„Νœβ—€β—€ΰΌ½οΎ‰ THIS IS OUR CHAT MODS ヽ༼β—₯β–ΆΩ„Νœβ—€β—€ΰΌ½οΎ‰ (ΜΏβ–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ„ YA SPAM IT (ΜΏβ–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ„
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

More than 6 characters

twitchquotes: Hi so im new to overwatch and I have a suggestion. This game looks pretty fun, but I think it would be better if there was more than 6 characters. Do you agree?
twitch chat
March 2019
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

I hate you

Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write. An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
August 2021

nature has molded females to become a holy being

nature has molded females to become a holy being. they must be worshipped at all costs. since they lack the barbaric y chromosome and testosterone, they are unaggressive and thus good people. they are prophets, they are guides. questioning them is foolish and expecting πŸ’¦ for free is blasphemy. i will protect women at all costs and sacrifice everything for them because even their motherhood is a natural wonder. simping is a way of life. it is worship. would you make fun of a muslim for praying? then don't make fun of me either
October 2021

Simps

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