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[Copypasta]Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes
twitchquotes:Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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Iβm struggling to accept religious people as human (/r/atheism parody)
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatβs going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iβve gotten to a point where Iβm looking at all religious people as not even human. I donβt know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itβs pretty close to it. I still donβt understand why people say to respect other peopleβs religious beliefs. I certainly donβt. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iβm just so disgusted by all of them.
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatβs going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iβve gotten to a point where Iβm looking at all religious people as not even human. I donβt know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itβs pretty close to it. I still donβt understand why people say to respect other peopleβs religious beliefs. I certainly donβt. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iβm just so disgusted by all of them.
Imagine spamming chat
twitchquotes:Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason.
Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason.
ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP
twitchquotes:As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for some female to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP. Think about it logically.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for some female to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP. Think about it logically.
Police clearing out a homeless encampment
On my way into the office today I saw the police clearing out a homeless encampment under a bridge, forcing them into the cold and rain. I keep playing it over in my head and havenβt been able to focus on work all day because of my erection.
On my way into the office today I saw the police clearing out a homeless encampment under a bridge, forcing them into the cold and rain. I keep playing it over in my head and havenβt been able to focus on work all day because of my erection.