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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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I used to be a real ad
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Called my overweight female friend a heckin chonker today and now she wonβt talk to me
My female friend was crying about how fat she was and I was trying to comfort her by telling her that she didnβt look that fat but she kept accusing me of lying to make her feel bad so I thought that saying βmaybe your just a heckin chonkerβ would cheer her up and lighten the mood but she just looked at me and left. I hope she realised that I was only being nice and that she is being irrational.
Yuletide tunes in your playlist
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(βΰ²°_β’Μ)\c[] Dear Mr. Andrey Yanyuk, may I humbly suggest the implementation of Yuletide tunes in your playlist for the day good sir? (βΰ²°_β’Μ)\c[]
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Reynad
Allu is a tactical genius
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Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic βgoing B, but then benching AleksiBβ. He also has a second little known tactic of βgoing A, but then going home without any winsβ. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.
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CSGO
I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy
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Kripp is chained to the chair, sobbing as the man hacks at his face with a razor. He cries as the last bit of his beard is cut away, sapping him of his Romanian gypsy powers. "Please don't hurt her. I'll do whatever you want" says Kripp. The man with the razor laughs and says "Are you ready to accept the deal? Or do we need to hurt Pupparian?" Kripp shakes his head. "I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy." 
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Kripp
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