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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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Wait Aurateur is actually bald?
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Iβve been blind since birth. After restorative eye surgery I got a new lease on life. I can drive, watch TV, see the sunset. But more importantly, I can finally truly watch my favorite twitch streamer, Aurateur. From the sounds of it he is a god gamer and the chat is so rambunctious itβs always a good time. Alright, time to log into twitch and see what heβs up to........ Wait this guy is actually bald? lmao Iβm outta here
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Gaming retirement home
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@Imaqtpie, I hear there is a gaming retirement home if you're looking for round the clock support. It's called TSM house 
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Doublelift: I don't make many mechanical mistakes
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I'm really confident that we'll be the way better bot lane. (Laughs) I see games where G2's bot lane is 100 CS down, losing tower, and getting killed 2 vs 2. I can't remember any games like that for us. CoreJJ and I don't make many mechanical mistakes and I think we play a lot cleaner in general. -- Doublelift 2019
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A huge grin appeared on Trump's face
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