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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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Among Us / Amogus
Years of research
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Yeah, Iβm a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most donβt know about these communities. Melee isnβt part of the actual smash community and Iβm not saying that because I donβt like them. Iβm saying that based off of years of research.
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heart π been broke π so many times β° i donβt know 
what to believe π― mama π©ββ€οΈβπβπ© said π£ itβs my fault π’ itβs my fault π€¦π»ββοΈi wear my heart β€οΈ on my sleeve πͺ i think itβs best ππ» I put my heart β€οΈ on ice π§
what to believe π― mama π©ββ€οΈβπβπ© said π£ itβs my fault π’ itβs my fault π€¦π»ββοΈi wear my heart β€οΈ on my sleeve πͺ i think itβs best ππ» I put my heart β€οΈ on ice π§
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Among Us concerned father
Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game βAmong Usβ after playing it on his computer. While i didnβt mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susβ in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said βkickedβ. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heβll βejectβ me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripβ, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a βcrewmateβ. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use βventβ to get there. I donβt know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?