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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY
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DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
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Reynad's large forehead
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when is google gonna buy ad space on reynads forehead??
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Complexities behind classical music
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Chat doesnt understand the complexities behind classical music. While most of chat spends their days spamming "Kappas" and such, I study music theory and the works of Bach and Mozart. Musical masterpieces such as these are not easy for the average person to comprehend, and certainly above those that chat.
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Our dongers will never lower
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OUR BULLETS WILL ANNIHILATE YOU β γ€: β’Μ β β’Μ : β-οΈ»β¦Μ΅βββ€β OUR BLADES WILL PIERCE YOUR SKIN αΰ² o ΰ² )Β€=[]:::::> OUR BEASTS WILL RIP YOU APART ੧㳠ˡ ΰ² α΄₯ ΰ² Λ΅ γ΅γβ. OUR WIZARDS WILL CURSE YOU FOR ETERNITY ΰΌΌβ©ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½γ€ββοΎ.*ο½₯ο½‘οΎ AND OUR DONGERS WILL NEVER LOWER
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