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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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GET THE PEPPER OFF
I ain't never seen no mustard on that, but it might be good though, my dad would know better, boutta get him.
Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don't put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that's just too much doggone pepper. I don't wanna see this no more!
Oh, what happened oh. GOD! OH MY GOD! BOY WHY YOU PUTTING THAT PEPPER ON THERE?TAKE THAT OFF OF THERE. GET THE PEPPER OFF! ACHA!!
Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus
Paint me like one of your French grills.
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∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ Paint me like one of your French grills.
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Imaqtpie washed up
VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN
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NATURAL FLAVOURS DANKEST MEMES YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN
NATURAL FLAVOURS DANKEST MEMES YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN
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