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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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I used to be a real ad
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Dennis in a time machine
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The year is 1945. โDennis,โ Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. โGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.โ A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked โTop Deck.โ Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. โWe will see who says "Salt" now,โ he saysโฆ.
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Kripp
im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend
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im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there
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Simps
Sparkle the spam away
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(๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง SPARKLE THE โฟ*โหตโฐเผผโชแโชเผฝโฏหตโ*โฟ SPAM AWAY (๏พโใฎโ)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง
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Kripp
Half Steve Half Creeper
๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฉโฌโฌ๐ฉ
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๐ผโฌ๐ฆ๐ผโฌ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐พโฌโฌ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Minecraft
I still know how to paste it
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เป( โขฬ โญ อสโฎ โขฬ )เฅญ I may be old but i still know how to paste it
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