[Copypasta] I'm sorry for the comments I made. Please unban me

twitchquotes: I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
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Ming like a Lee

twitchquotes: Fly like a butterfly (γƒŽοΏ£γƒΌοΏ£)γƒŽ Sting like a bee (β”ŒοΎŸΠ΄οΎŸ)β”Œ RNG pls bless me γƒΎ( ͝° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)γƒŽβ™ͺ Ming like a Lee ヽ MingLee γƒŽβ™ͺ♬
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Trump and Scooby Doo

twitchquotes: "Well Shaggy and Scoobs, you caught the Twitch Chat ghost. Where are Fred and Daphne?" Fred and Daphne appear, their clothes ruffled. Fred pulls off the ghost's hood. "Rit's Rrump!" exclaims Scoobie. "Why'd you do it Trump?" asks Velma. "Because I hate Twitch chat and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
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The pandemic in 2028 is kinda sus

Year is 2028 The pandemic has gotten so bad we are all forced to wear colored isolation suits with their own oxygen tank and no hands for contact. Those infected are turned into sociopathic murders that try to secretly kill everyone, but still dress and act like the rest of us. I work as a spaceship engineer in the Skled along with 9 other people. We just got notified that one among us was infected, but we still have to keep maintaining the ship otherwise it will explode. We are trying to figure out who it is by voting. 2 of us are already dead and i saw red vent, but nobody believes me. I think the others want to vote me off. This might be the last thing i'll write. Goodbye. Tell me wife i love her.
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Only have pudding for lunch...

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'\Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ\ only have pudding for lunch, so I'm pudding myself in the ground FeelsBadMan ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'\Μ΅Ν‡ΜΏΜΏ\
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