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༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ Psst… Moderator, you wanna buy some dongers?
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I sexually Identify as going second
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I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “UNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe
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Kripp
Hearthstone
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When you clean your vacuum cleaner
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When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? 
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I hope Tahm wins xD
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I hope Tahm wins xD 
I’m a Tahm main and he’s just so fun ! People get so trolled by the Q damage, and his voice lines are so alpha like when he talks about his tongue LOL He’s super random but also stronger than he looks, just like Sneaky xD
I’m a Tahm main and he’s just so fun ! People get so trolled by the Q damage, and his voice lines are so alpha like when he talks about his tongue LOL He’s super random but also stronger than he looks, just like Sneaky xD
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League of Legends
Purify is not particularly fun or interactive
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Purify created a strategy that revolved around trying to lose to your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Silencing your own minions and battles between the players and Blizzard make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but spending 2 mana on a trash card in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
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Reynad
Hearthstone
Masculinity is now illegal
As of this morning 🌄, masculinity 💪🍆👀 is NO 🚫❌ LONGER 📏 LEGAL 🌍⚖. If you 👈 are masculine 👴, please 🙏🙇♂️ report 📄 to your 👈🏼 nearest 💞 Femboy 👗💁♂️ Education 🎓 Center 🏢✈, clean-shaven and wearing 👕👖👞 thigh-high socks 🧦. Those who fail 🚫 to follow 👣 these orders 📑🎁 WILL BE CANCELLED ❌🚷😡.