[Copypasta] female streamer

twitchquotes: ok, so i need some advice, there is this female streamer ive been watching for like 3 years, i've donated around $10,000 and bought about a dozen items on her amazon wishlist, she always calls me cute and now im her mod! im thinking of asking her out soon what do you guys think?
twitch chat
November 2019
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

COCKtober emojipasta v2

October 2021

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Halloween

NSFW

Holiday

Proud EU Citizens

twitchquotes: Hi this is Fatima speaking HeyGuys this my husband Abdul ANELE and finnaly we have our son Mustafa TriHard please welcome us twitch chat #proudeucitizens
twitch chat
February 2016

EU vs NA

This player doesn't even use a monitor

I've seen [insert player here] play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
July 2022

CSGO

Valorant

bruh moments

My gf gets mad when I call her cheating โ€œbruh momentsโ€ and Iโ€™m not sure what to do She hooked up with some guys and instead of breaking down and crying or whatever she wanted me to do I just played bruh bass boosted for five minutes while staring at her so sheโ€™s angry now but what should I do
July 2022

Confessions

How to win any Internet argument

May 2021
More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing