[Copypasta] female streamer

twitchquotes: ok, so i need some advice, there is this female streamer ive been watching for like 3 years, i've donated around $10,000 and bought about a dozen items on her amazon wishlist, she always calls me cute and now im her mod! im thinking of asking her out soon what do you guys think?
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twitchquotes: TheIlluminati Kripp is censoring his chat. Don't believe me? Look at this: Kripp is a β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ. Kripp is β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ out to g2a. Kripp is a blizzard β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ TheIlluminati SPREAD THE TRUTH TheIlluminati
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twitchquotes: Hello everyone, concerned Christian father here. Recently, my 11 year old son downloaded the video game "Fortnite" after playing it at a friend's house. While I didn't mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a "default" and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he's threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and neow refuses to go to Bible Study unless we "take the battle bus". I don't know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
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twitchquotes: Guys please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.
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