[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
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December 2018
I used to be a real ad
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This guy's deck is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's deck is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck can't win against a deck like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect cards" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly”
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June 2014
Kripp

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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Such exquisite entertainment 🍷

twitchquotes: FeelsOkayMan 🍷 Such exquisite entertainment certainly would not be complete without some full blown ass-blasting gachimuchi, wouldn't you agree, Mr Fors?
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July 2019
Forsen

KappaPride

You know what's worse than Ajit Pai?

twitchquotes: You know what's worse than Ajit Pai? To access the punchline to this joke, you must purchase the Punchline Package for $14.99
twitch chat
December 2017

Net Neutrality

Hey Arnold!

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Little Donger and the BDC

twitchquotes: Qtpie I need help. I have a little donger so I am unable to join the BDC. Please send help and advice otherwise I will forever be a part of the small donger squad. Promote me from the SDS to the BDC please it is all I have ever wanted.
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July 2014
imaqtpie
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