[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

I once knew this man. He was from the ocean

twitchquotes: I once knew this man. He was from the ocean. He did very Ocean-y things. He took me by the hand to take me to the land that you understand. He was the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, Soaking up the thirst of the land. Soaking up the thirst of the land. His Shin was in the shape of an "O". Don't know what to call him though...any ideas?

twitch chat

June 2017

Jeff from History class last semester

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Jeff from History class from last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of famous celebrity hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Brian? He was a T H I C C boy. xD You are such a dog. It's cool to see you again. Hit me up sometime!

twitch chat

May 2017

Kripp

Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car

twitchquotes: Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck

twitch chat

September 2019

I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend that we're holding hands (◕‿◕✿)

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

Classic

Fabulous

⊂_ヽ　＼＼＿　　＼(　•_•) F 　　　 <　⌒ヽ A 　　　/ 　へ＼ B 　　 /　　/　＼＼ U 　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽ_つ L 　　/　/ O 　 /　/| U 　(　(ヽ S 　|　|、＼　| 丿＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　Lﾉ (_／

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December 2020

[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

I once knew this man. He was from the ocean

Jeff from History class last semester

Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car

I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands

Classic

Fabulous

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