[Copypasta] My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
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December 2018
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When Kripp gets topdecked, it's seen as a bit of salty fun

twitchquotes: When Kripp gets topdecked, it's seen as a bit of salty fun. BUT when Reynad gets a 420 YOLO Rag Pro 5000 hit to the face with 6 different minions on the board, lethal next turn, together with top-deck skill command with one mana webspinner, he's called Salt God?
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November 2014
Reynad

Hearthstone

salty

Facestone

twitchquotes: Important message from Blizzardยฎ Customer Support: We recently renamed Hearthstoneยฎ to Facestoneยฎ. Please make sure not to use Hearthstoneยฎ, Skillstoneยฎ or RNGStoneยฎ since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
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March 2015
Forsen

Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

twitchquotes: Wow Kripparian, you seem salty today! But not as salty as Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito for only $2.99! Packed with tbSpicy and PJSalt its got everything you want in a tbQuesarito !
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April 2015
Kripp

sellout

Our dongers will never lower

twitchquotes: OUR BULLETS WILL ANNIHILATE YOU โž ใค: โ€ขฬ€ โŒ‚ โ€ขฬ : โž-๏ธปโ•ฆฬตโ•โ•โ•คโ”€ OUR BLADES WILL PIERCE YOUR SKIN แ—œเฒ  o เฒ )ยค=[]:::::> OUR BEASTS WILL RIP YOU APART เฉงใ€ณ หต เฒ  แดฅ เฒ  หต ใ€ตใƒŽโŒ’. OUR WIZARDS WILL CURSE YOU FOR ETERNITY เผผโˆฉเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝใคโ”โ˜†๏พŸ.*๏ฝฅ๏ฝก๏พŸ AND OUR DONGERS WILL NEVER LOWER
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December 2014
Forsen

Hydra cock

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April 2021

NSFW

Summon The Hydra

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