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My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.
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and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 馃槀馃槀馃槀. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 馃檮馃檮馃檮 But then the worse part馃槕 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 馃槅 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 馃槸馃槄馃ぃ
The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?