[Copypasta] Why are people so against copypasta?

twitchquotes: I don't understand why people are so against copypasta and memes in twitch chat, what kind of "intellectual" conversation are you going to see with 10,000+ people all typing at once.
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December 2018
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Patrick Star

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July 2015

You fool. The statement "It's opposite day" is paradoxical by nature.

You fool. You imbecile. You absolute buffoon. You cannot simply say "I'm gay! It's Opposite Day btw". The statement "It's Opposite Day" is paradoxical by nature. With the logic that everything said during Opposite Day is untrue, saying "It's Opposite Day" on Opposite Day negates that statement. Because the statement "It's Opposite Day" is now untrue, it is no longer Opposite Day and therefore your original remark is now correct. That means it IS opposite day, and a neverending cycle that is known as The Liar's Paradox is created. You were a complete idiot not to invoke the conditional clause. For example, if you were to say, "If it were opposite day, I'd be gay!" your statement would not be holed. You have been snared within a web of your own making. Listen to the sky crack and fall. The universe will implode on itself and it's your own fault.
September 2021

Yo Mama guy

โ €โฃดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกงโ €โ €โ € โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃโ €โ €โ € โ ˆโ ฃโขดโก–โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃคโฃคโ ถโฃโฃ โกคโ €โฃ€โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โฃ โก„โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ ‰โ ปโกฆโ € โ €โฃฐโกโข€โก€โ €โข โก„โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ‡โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ พโ ฟโกคโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ณโ ถโ บโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃคโ คโ ดโ ƒโ € โ €โขพโฃคโฃฟโข€โก€โขธโก€โฃ โฃฟโก‡โ €โก€โ €โข โกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขžโฃ‹โข‰โก›โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ›โฃฏโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ปโฃพโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ โ ‰โกฟโ €โ ˆโ ‰โฃฟโ ˜โ งโ ผโ ณโ ถโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ €โ โ ‘โขทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโขคโฃ„โ šโขปโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃ‡โฃดโ „โ €โขปโ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ „โ  โกพโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขทโ €โขขโก†โ €โ ฐโ ถโกถโ €โ €โ €โฃพโ ‹โ €โก€โขปโฃงโ ›โ ›โฃฆโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โขฟโฃฐโฃ‡โขธโฃ‡โกญโฃ‘โก„โ €โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โกˆโ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโ โขธโ ‡โ €โฃผโฃฟโ €โขปโก‚โ €โขธโก‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ ˆโขนโ ‹โ €โ ˆโ ปโก„โ ฐโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกดโ ’โ ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃนโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ นโฃธโ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโก‡โ €โ ฟโฃ„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโฃกโ ”โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโก†โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃธโ ‡โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโฃถโ ‚โ ‰โฃ™โฃปโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ทโ ถโ ถโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โ ›โขนโก‡โฃฟโ €โข โฃคโ žโ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโฃคโกžโ โ €โ นโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ถโขฎโฃธโ โ €โข€โกนโ ‚โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃ…โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃ†โ €โ €โข โฃคโก€โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโ ถโ ถโ พโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โฃคโ €โ €โ ธโฃ‡โฃ€โฃผโขกโฃคโฃคโ ตโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ทโฃ„โ €โ €โขฟโก†โ €โข โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโก„โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃถโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขปโฃ†โ ˆโขทโ €โฃพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกพโ โฃธโกฟโ ˜โฃทโฃ„โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฝโก†โ ˆโ ›โขโฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโกดโ –โ ›โ ‰โ €โฃดโ Ÿโ โ €โฃทโ ™โ ›โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฅโฃฟโฃถโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โข‰โฃฉโกญโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ˜โฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ โ ‘โกถโ –โขปโ โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ ˆโขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ ‡โ €โ ˆโขทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โก—โ ’โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขจโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ žโ ‹โขนโก„โ €โ €โ €โข‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโ –โ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโฃ„โ €โ €โขˆโฃโฃ€โฃคโกคโขดโฃถโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃพโฃฏโฃฅโฃคโ คโขคโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ณโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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September 2021

Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school. How's it going man? Remember that one time you jacked off Mr. Stevens to get an A in gym? Haha classic Yiliang you always did the craziest things. Nice talking to you my man.
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Tanner from High School

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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger
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