[Copypasta] If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion

Jeff Bezos net worth is $185.3 Billion There is 7.8 billion people on earth If he gave everyone on this planet $1 billion, he would still have $177.5 billion This is why we must #TaxTheRich
August 2021
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December 2020

Belle Delphine

This ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ is money snek

twitchquotes: This ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘‰ is money snek. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ Upsnek โฌ†โฌ†๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ”œ in 7.123 7โƒฃ 1โƒฃ2โƒฃ3โƒฃ snekonds ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ or you โœ‹โœ‹ will NEVER โŒโŒโŒโŒ get monies ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ again Beware!! โœ‹โœ‹โŒโŒYou๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ don't โŒโŒ have much time!!๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ•ง๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•‘๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• You ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ may never โŒโŒget monies ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ again!!
twitch chat
April 2019

Emoji Pasta

Sadge brother letter

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“œ โœ๏ธ Sadge ๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ซ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป, ๐“˜ ๐”€๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“น ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ต๐”‚. ๐“˜๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“น๐“น๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ท'๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ท๐”‚ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฏ๐“ฝ
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August 2020
Forsen

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

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Classic

It can never be opposite day

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February 2021
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