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HBox’s tag actually has a secret meaning
twitchquotes:fun fact: HBox’s tag actually has a secret meaning. the Box is for his name, Boxuel. the H stands for “Hjelte” since he plays with the heart of William Peter "Leffen" Hjelte every tourney
fun fact: HBox’s tag actually has a secret meaning. the Box is for his name, Boxuel. the H stands for “Hjelte” since he plays with the heart of William Peter "Leffen" Hjelte every tourney
Kripp's kidney stone surgery
twitchquotes:There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
Because it's a cool cat
twitchquotes: FORCED TO SPAM THIS EMOTE BECAUSE ITS A COOL CAT
CoolCat FORCED CoolCat TO CoolCat SPAM CoolCat THIS CoolCat EMOTE CoolCat BECAUSE CoolCat ITS CoolCat A CoolCat COOL CoolCat CAT CoolCat
My NAAAME is Gyoubu Masataka ONIWA
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(\__/)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀My NAAAAAME is
_ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀\_⠀⠀Gyoubu Masataka
/⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Y⌒⠀Y⠀️⠀️ヽ⠀⠀ONIWA!
(⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀|
|⠀️⠀️⠀️ノ⠀¯¯\⠀ ̄ ̄ヽノAs I breathe,
ヽ___⠀⠀>、__/ you will NOT pass
⠀⠀⠀|⠀(⠀王⠀)〈 the castle gate
⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ミ`——彡⠀\
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🐎
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(\__/)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀My NAAAAAME is
_ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀\_⠀⠀Gyoubu Masataka
/⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Y⌒⠀Y⠀️⠀️ヽ⠀⠀ONIWA!
(⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀|
|⠀️⠀️⠀️ノ⠀¯¯\⠀ ̄ ̄ヽノAs I breathe,
ヽ___⠀⠀>、__/ you will NOT pass
⠀⠀⠀|⠀(⠀王⠀)〈 the castle gate
⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ミ`——彡⠀\
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🐎
Aura relentlessly stabbed the shell out of the turtle
twitchquotes:As Aura relentlessly stabbed the shell out of the turtle with his long hard white sword, he fondly remembered the time that Doug Bowser pounded him until he became bald. Aura was so entranced that he was distracted from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
As Aura relentlessly stabbed the shell out of the turtle with his long hard white sword, he fondly remembered the time that Doug Bowser pounded him until he became bald. Aura was so entranced that he was distracted from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.