[Copypasta] Fruit towers

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿท ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ‘
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August 2018
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You are NOT a closer

It's SURPRISING that QT lives at your house. I don't know HOW you closed that deal cause you've never closed anything EVER. You're not a closer. You're a relief pitcher AT MAX. You're not a fucking clos- you don't got the ICE COLD VEINS like ME that I was BORN WITH to COMPETE. You're a 6th/7th inning PITCHER! You pitch those 1 2 innings FOR ME. So mango can come in and CLOSE THE DEAL. Cause I'M A CLOSER.
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forsenSheffy

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November 2021
Forsen

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Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys. Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map. As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects. Yawn. Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any other unit. The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizzare combat abilities of all the units. They're retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life. Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him. Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead. 3 out of 10.
December 2020

At first glance, I was skeptical about PUBG mobile

twitchquotes: At first glance, I was skeptical about PUBG mobile, but I got to hand it to Kripp, he changed my mind. I do not usually play mobile games, but this one was an exception. Well played to you Mr Kripp, you got me hooked and I am loving every second of it.
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April 2018
Kripp

sellout

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

I orgasmed during an online zoom class

Fuck this is so embarrassing. I'm literally shaking so hard rn. So like the randy horny mf I am, I was jerking off and edging myself before one of my online classes. Then the class started so I joined. Our teacher's pretty strict and all and expects cameras on at all times. So I just sat there whilst everyone joined, still horny as hell. I had my dick pressed between my legs still. Teacher's going round asking us how the weekend went yada yada. So now it's my turn to speak. I unmute my mic to say my stuff and whilst I'm talking I squeeze my legs a little too hard and come hard as fuck causing to me to literally moan LIKE A FUCKING WHALE and make my horrid contorted orgasm face RIGHT ON FUCKING CAMERA WITH MY MIC UNMUTED WHILST THE ENTIRE CLASS OF 40 STUDENTS ARE WATCHING. LET'S NOT EVEN FORGET THAT MY FACE WAS FULL-SCREEN WHILST I WAS SPEAKING. In a total crazy panic, I leave the class. I'm dropping that class asap. No, scratch that. Dropping out of college altogether. No way can I go back there again. Might as well drop off this earth while I'm at it.
September 2021
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