[Copypasta] As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

twitchquotes: As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen, I begin to contemplate reality. What truly has substance in this realm of technology, avarice and sin? What is our future, if not a blank, hollow nothing, rife with silence and strife? PogChamp
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January 2018

Overwatch

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What is a GOAT?

twitchquotes: The domestic goat or simply goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of C. aegagrus domesticated from the wild goat of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe.
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February 2019

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๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž HELLO SINATRAA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž HELLO SINATRAA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž PLANET A92-E HERE ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž PLEASE RETURN TO US ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž
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March 2018
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NA ULT LUL

twitchquotes: Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
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January 2017

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