[Copypasta] As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

I don’t know what Overwatch is

twitchquotes: I don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is.

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April 2021

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Valiant calls Shanghai

twitchquotes: HELLO SHANGHAI 📞 4Head

IT'S THE VALIANT 📞 4Head

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE 📞 4Head

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March 2019

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I sexually Identify as a Genji

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a Genji. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dashing through the battlefield swift striking the disgusting enemy team. People say being Genji is Impossible but I don’t care, I can solo carry. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cyborg parts,a shuriken dispenser and a dragonblade on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Genji Shimada Senpai" and respect my right to ignore objectives and play team deathmatch. Ryūjin no ken wo kurae!

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January 2017

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I sexually Identify as

How can these trash players be considered pros

twitchquotes: How can these trash players be considered pros when they are always falling off the map?? Even I in Silver can at least not just walk of the map lol...

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March 2018

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I sexually Identify as McCree

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as McCree. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly on the battlefield announcing it's mid day. People say that being a McCree is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a cowboyhat, revolver and High Noon memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesse McCree" and respect my right to announce it's mid day. If you can’t accept me you’re a HighNoonaphope and need to check your gunslinger privileges.

twitch chat

February 2017

[Copypasta] As Jeff Kaplan stares at me through my computer screen

Overwatch

Overwatch

I don’t know what Overwatch is

Overwatch

Valiant calls Shanghai

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as a Genji

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as

How can these trash players be considered pros

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as McCree

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as

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