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Dude I own this NFT
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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$600 should last us for at least 5 months
Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country
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Never buy a keyboard off a chinese bidding website
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α΄Ία΅α΅α΅Κ³ α΅α΅ΚΈ α΅ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ α΅αΆ α΅ αΆΚ°αΆ¦αΆ°α΅Λ’α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ Κ·α΅α΅Λ’αΆ¦α΅α΅ο»Ώ
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EU THAT Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon
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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out.This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
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