Hippity ๐ฐhoppity ๐ฐHOES ๐ฏits Easter ๐ ๐ญ๐ซand you ๐๐ปknow what that means. ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆBig ๐bunny ๐ฐdaddy ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซis going to bring all his sluttiest ๐๐ณchicks ๐ฅ๐ฅsome of his sweet ๐ซcandy๐ฌ DICK ๐๐ฆ๐ Jesus ๐ณ๐พdied ๐ ๐ปโfor a whole ๐life of sin๐๐๐, but the Easter ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅDaddy๐ฑ๐ป only CUMS ๐ซ๐once 1๏ธโฃa year๐ณ. Sendโก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃof your SLUTTIEST ๐บ๐บ๐บdisciples ๐to get bunny ๐CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆfor your Easter ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฐand have daddy ๐ฑ๐ป๐put his white๐โ chocolate ๐ฉ๐ซCUM ๐ฆinto one1๏ธโฃ of your๐๐ป eggs. If you get โ๐ซnoneโ๐ ๐ป๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ back youโre ๐๐ปa stillborn๐ผโ egg ๐ฅ๐ณ(prude) ๐ผ๐ป๐๐if you get five 5๏ธโฃback youโre ๐๐ปdaddies ๐peep๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ show if you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐ฉyouโre a chocolate๐ซ๐ซ WHORE ๐๐ฏif you get all 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ youโre daddies๐บ๐ผ CARROT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฆCUMPIE ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ
TIFU: By slapping my wifeโs ass
TIFU: By slapping my wifeโs ass
Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.
This is where things got weird.
As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with โyes daddy, spank me harder!โ (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with โwhatโs wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?โ
I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donโt think I can ever have sex again.
TL;DR slapped my wifeโs ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donโt know if I can ever have sex again
TIFU: By slapping my wifeโs ass
Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.
This is where things got weird.
As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with โyes daddy, spank me harder!โ (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with โwhatโs wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?โ
I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donโt think I can ever have sex again.
TL;DR slapped my wifeโs ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donโt know if I can ever have sex again
My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer
Hey, quandale Pringle here,
My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.
My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.
Hey, quandale Pringle here,
My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.
My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.
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