[Copypasta] BAN ONE FLEX

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ BAN ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ ONE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ FLEX ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GET ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ THE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ WHOLE ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ GYM
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September 2017
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Iโ€™M NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS

twitchquotes: โ€œIโ€™M NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. Iโ€™M SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON MEโ€ LUL
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May 2019
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Having to call a judge โ€œyour honorโ€ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)

โ€œYour Honorโ€. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ€™ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too? Iโ€™ve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโ€™ll say โ€œSirโ€ and the judge will be like โ€œItโ€™s โ€œYour Honorโ€ young man!!โ€ Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โ€œSirโ€ like everybody else. Itโ€™s some LARPING Iโ€™d expect kids to do. โ€œOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ€ Shut up. EDIT: Iโ€™m literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโ€™all, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing. EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โ€œitโ€™s just a title, like Doctor!โ€. Judges have a title like โ€œDoctorโ€, itโ€™s called โ€œJudgeโ€ - Doctors donโ€™t expect us to call them โ€œThy Healerโ€ or some crap like that.
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ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

twitchquotes: ALO ALO ๐Ÿ“ž ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS ๐Ÿ“ž ZULUL NEED BACKUP ๐Ÿ“ž ZULUL VI VON ๐Ÿ“ž ZULUL
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July 2019

As a teemo main at a respectably high elo

twitchquotes: As a teemo main at a respectably high elo, this game is hard to watch. Literally cringing at some of these mistakes. If you actually want to learn teemo PM me (im gold 3 24lp) I also do coaching
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April 2018

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League of Legends

Forsen banned

twitchquotes: Twitch streamer Forsen was banned on May 8th for a misleading stream title "ranking up" when playing Valorant. Twitch strictly forbids false advertisement from streamers on its platform. It's unclear when Forsen will be unbanned but no one watches a washed up streamer anyways.
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May 2020
Forsen
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