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ðŠ ð BAN ðŠ ð ONE ðŠ ð FLEX ðŠ ð GET ðŠ ð THE ðŠ ð WHOLE ðŠ ð GYM
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I used to be a real ad
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Awooga Awooga
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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
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We wish you a Merry Krippmas
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Ę ÍĄâ Íâ ÍĄâ Ę We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas and a Salty New Year. Good top-deckings to you, whereever you are, Good top-deckings for Krippmas, and a Salty New Year. Ę ÍĄâ Íâ ÍĄâ Ę
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Kripp
Please stop hoarding Hearthstone dust
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āžž šŲÍš āž― Well Met Kripp, this is Doctorino Dongerino. I urge you: pls stop hoarding Hearthstone dust. Breathing in all that dust will cause your lungs to RIP in pepperonis. Pls copypasta to save Kripp life āžž šŲÍš āž―
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Kripp
McAfee didn't kill himself
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See the stream in color?
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Do I have to subscribe to see the stream in color? 
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