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πͺ π BAN πͺ π ONE πͺ π FLEX πͺ π GET πͺ π THE πͺ π WHOLE πͺ π GYM
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I used to be a real ad
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Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus
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bα½ αα¬αͺα α₯ααΆ αhα₯s mα¬ssαͺαΆα¬ α½αΎu αͺαα¬ ααΎα³ α₯αfα¬ααα¬α α³α₯αh αhα¬ α αͺαα¦ α’αͺsααͺ αα₯αus. ααΎ αΆα¬α αα₯α αΎf αhα¬ α αͺαα¦ α’αͺsααͺ αα₯αus, α½αΎu musα α’αͺss α₯α αΎα ααΎ αhα¬ αhαͺT γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ I'm cured!!
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Kripp
TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre"
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TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre", is a myth propogated by Western governments to destabilize China. The hoax supposedly involved military suppression of democracy protesters using troops and tanks in June of 1989.
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We blizzard care much about the player experience
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We blizzard care much about the player experience. For this reason, we're changing the card Ultimate Infestation as follows: Deal 5 damage, gain 5 armor, summon 3 JADE GOLEMS, Add 5 Jade Idol to your hand. I'm Ben Brode, hope you still like my raps!
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Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston
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I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer
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Kripp
The mods are doing a good job
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The mods are doing a good job of stopping the copying and pasting trolls. It's a shame that people ruin an entire chat with their immature behavior. Go mods, keep up the good work!
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