[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK

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PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK 3 can:

I can easily stack 3 of these stupid cans, even 4

And that is absolutely none of your business.I can

stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not.

4 ME DrinkPurple.

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March 2019

Remittance-based Number Generation

twitchquotes: R-N-G Remittance-based Number Generation, was a phrased developed by Blizzard in 2013 Hearthstone Beta(2014 official release). The phrase describes Blizzard's sentiment off *** YOU PAY US MORE MONIES RIGHT *** NOW. If the player does not pay $4.50 average per week, ugly loss accruing algorithms are enabled.

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December 2014

Reynad

The unluckiest human ever

twitchquotes: BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.

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June 2016

Kripp

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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April 2014

Classic

FLIP THAT TABLE

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵＼\('0')/／︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Son... ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!

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July 2015

[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK

Remittance-based Number Generation

The unluckiest human ever

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

Classic

FLIP THAT TABLE

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