[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

twitchquotes: Did ๐Ÿ‘ You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Know? ๐Ÿ’ญ 98% of ๐Ÿ’ฆ memes ๐Ÿธ aren't ๐Ÿšซ even ๐ŸŒƒ remotely funny, ๐Ÿ˜„ but ๐Ÿ‘ rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ an ๐Ÿ‘น indication of ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ low ๐Ÿ“‰ intelligence, absence of ๐Ÿ’ฆ empathy, and ๐Ÿ‘ devolution of ๐Ÿ’ฆ modern ๐Ÿ–ฅ man. ๐Ÿ‘จ
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July 2017
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I need the 2-3 police here right away

twitchquotes: โ•ฐ(โ€โ—•๏นโ—•โ€)ใค hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency โ•ฐ(โ€โ—•๏นโ—•โ€)ใค
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February 2015
Kripp

I sold my sandwich to learn about the Lucian level 2 power spike

twitchquotes: I sแดสŸแด… แดส sแด€ษดแด…แดกษชแด„สœ แด›แด สŸแด‡แด€ส€ษด แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ Lแดœแด„ษชแด€ษด สŸแด‡แด แด‡สŸ 2 แด˜แดแดกแด‡ส€ sแด˜ษชแด‹แด‡. Jแดœsแด› แด€s ษช แดกแด€s แด€ส™แดแดœแด› แด›แด ษขแด‡แด› แดแดœแด› แดา“ แดแด€sแด›แด‡ส€ แด›ษชแด‡ส€ แด‡สŸแด สœแด‡สŸสŸ, I แด…ษชแด‡แด… แดา“ sแด›แด€ส€แด แด€แด›ษชแดษด. Iา“ แดษดสŸส I สœแด€แด… แด‡แด€แด›แด‡ษด แด›สœแด€แด› แด›แดแด€sแด›แด‡แด… แด›แดœษดแด€ sแด€สŸแด€แด… สœแดแด€ษขษชแด‡, I แดกแดแดœสŸแด… ส™แด‡ แด€สŸษชแด แด‡ แด›แดแด…แด€ส แด›แด แด›สแด˜แด‡ แด›สœษชs
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February 2015
imaqtpie

Megaman's head

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022
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