[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

twitchquotes: Did ๐Ÿ‘ You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Know? ๐Ÿ’ญ 98% of ๐Ÿ’ฆ memes ๐Ÿธ aren't ๐Ÿšซ even ๐ŸŒƒ remotely funny, ๐Ÿ˜„ but ๐Ÿ‘ rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ an ๐Ÿ‘น indication of ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ low ๐Ÿ“‰ intelligence, absence of ๐Ÿ’ฆ empathy, and ๐Ÿ‘ devolution of ๐Ÿ’ฆ modern ๐Ÿ–ฅ man. ๐Ÿ‘จ
twitch chat
July 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Valorant censorship

At least you have the fucking balls to say it. Like in Valorant in the voice chat if you call someone a retard for being trash at the game and not using a mic, and he's a Russian player, you're "banned". Nevermind that the race of the player exists independently from how trash he is at the game. Obviously not all Russians have no mic, (correlation/causation), but this "all players are equal" political correctness bullshit is making it impossible for Valorant players to solve a problem they cannot discuss.
August 2021

Valorant

The Bola

twitchquotes: QT this is your Dr. It seems your subs have all gotten not only "The Bola" but also type 2 diabetes. I believe it is the combination of missed arrows and you to wanting become a pizza. Stop before you also get The Bola.
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October 2014
imaqtpie

League of Legends

I'm sorry for the comments I made. Please unban me

twitchquotes: I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
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January 2022

Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team

twitchquotes: Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team. He will eventually bring the rest of the team down. No matter how much Fusion invests in this team, they will never be able to afford the aquarium to keep Carpe at optimal performance. It is the sad reality of signing a fish, but Fusion will soon learn.
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April 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Coca Cola shortage

twitchquotes: THIS JUST IN: Stores across the world are reporting a major shortage of 'store brand Cola'. Sources indicate that over 20 million bottles were sold within minutes of an endorsement by some dirty Romanian living in Athens.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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