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This player doesn't even use a monitor
I've seen [insert player here] play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.
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Valorant
We found this new site called CSGO Lotto
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We found this new site called CSGO Lottoâso I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship.
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TmarTn
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CSGO rage
The only reason, the only reason youâre all laughing is because you donât understand that I also played in a team before and itâs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iâm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youâre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youâre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youâre all having a laugh and Iâm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
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Allu is a tactical genius
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Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic âgoing B, but then benching AleksiBâ. He also has a second little known tactic of âgoing A, but then going home without any winsâ. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure.
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valorant is not csgo
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Valorant is not csgo
Everywhere I go I see things like valorant vs csgo, which is harder, which is better, which is more competitive/fun, and its confusing, yes valorant is a tac shooter, and has similar mechanics, but this is just another example of what people did with overwatch vs tf2 especially on release, it was all pointless because overwatch ISNT tf2 and valorant ISNT csgo regardless of their similar mechanics, valorant requires immensly more teamwork, and has whacky tools csgo has never seen, like stim beacon, sageâs entire kit, cyphers entire kit, sovas entire kit, breach fault line and aftershock, and EVERYONES ultimate, its never been seen before in a tac shooter, valorant isnt better/worse, harder/easier, its different, and always will be
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