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twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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August 2019

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I miss Julio the donkey

twitchquotes: Hello, my name its Juan Pastas Copyrino. Sorry my england. Last week donkey Julio died outside of the house. I loved Julio. Every day we ride to work together. I also spoke donkey language better than my england. Julio and me always talked for hours about business and the political situation here. But now Julio is in donkey heaven. I miss him
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Kripp

WHEN DOES NA PLAY?

twitchquotes: WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh OH NO NO NO PepeLaugh WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh OH NO NO NO PepeLaugh WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh OH NO NO NO PepeLaugh WHEN DOES NA PLAY PepeLaugh OH NO NO NO
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Riot Games

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Hi Toast this is Mrs. Laurent - Fiora's mom

twitchquotes: Hi Toast this is Mrs. Laurent - Fiora's mom. I noticed you have been picking my girl for your team in gym class. Fiora has been having a really tough time since her dad and I split up, and I know how much it means to her. You could have been rerolling saying: "We're never taking Fiora." It warms my tired heart that you would show such kindness and give a struggling girl with a good, noble soul a chance. Bless you Toastfor never giving up on my dear little girl
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July 2019
DisguisedToast

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