[Copypasta] This offends me as a...

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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June 2017
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I was banned for posting long paragraphs

twitchquotes: Hi Trump I was banned for posting "long paragraphs" according to my 3rd grade english teacher a paragraph is 6 or more sentences and a long paragraph is over 9. I would like compensation for this bannerino i recieved from some of your le nazi mods. I think that this should recieve at least 420/69 points for my paper. Please no copy pasterilni linguini pleaserini.
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Donging through the snow

twitchquotes: 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 Donging through the snow 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 In a one dong open sleigh 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 over the dongs we go 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽 donging all the way 釙曕技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽
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twitchquotes: ( 汀掳 蜏蕱鈹溾敩鈹粹敩
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This endeavor of knowledge 5Head

twitchquotes: 5Head 馃嵎 Ah yes, I can feel my head throbbing with knowledge and wisdom as I sip upon this Sauvignon blanc. Come chatroom, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge 5Head 馃嵎
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VIRGIN CHECK Pokimane emote

twitchquotes: VIRGIN CHECK monkaS 馃憠 pokiW I'm safe PogU
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