[Copypasta] This offends me as a...

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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June 2017
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"Your roadhog is insane." Seagull said

twitchquotes: "Your roadhog is insane." Seagull said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Moon's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to insert your payload?" protests Moon, as Seagull blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Moon. "Weak tank play, Moon." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Seagull charges like Reinhardt through Moonโ€™s symmetra portal.
twitch chat
August 2017
MOONMOON

Overwatch

OJ warriors

twitchquotes: Wแด‡ แด€ส€แด‡ ษชษด แด€ แด›ษชแดแด‡ แดา“ ษขส€แด‡แด€แด› แด…แด‡แด˜แด‡ส€แด‡ssษชแดษด แดส า“ส€ษชแด‡ษดแด…s. Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษชs แด›แด‡sแด›ษชษดษข แดแดœส€ า“แด€ษชแด›สœ ส™ส แด˜สŸแด€สษชษดษข ส™แด€แด… แด„แด€sแดœแด€สŸ ษขแด€แดแด‡s แด€s แด€ แด…ษชส€แด‡แด„แด› ส€แด‡sแดœสŸแด› แดา“ สœแด€แด ษชษดษข แดœษดสœแดสŸส ส€แด‡สŸแด€แด›ษชแดษดs แดกษชแด›สœ แด€ษด แด‡แด ษชสŸ แดกษชแด›แด„สœ. Iแด› ษชs แดแดœส€ แด…แด‡sแด›ษชษดส แด€s OJ แดกแด€ส€ส€ษชแดส€s แด›แด แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด›สœแด‡ แด„แด€แด˜แดœแด„ษชษดแด แดœษดแด›ษชสŸ แด›สœแด‡ส€แด‡ ษชs ษดแดแด›สœษชษดษข สŸแด‡า“แด› ส™แดœแด› แด›สœแด‡ sแด€สŸแด แด€แด›ษชแดษด แดกแด‡ ษดแด‡แด‡แด… แด€ษดแด… แด…แด‡sแด‡ส€แด แด‡
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April 2014
Kripp

The feel when your favorite streamer is a feeder

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan THAT FEEL FeelsBadMan WHEN FeelsBadMan YOUR FeelsBadMan FAVORITE FeelsBadMan STREAMER FeelsBadMan IS A FEEDER FeelsBadMan
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March 2016
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Pepe / Feels Bad Man

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October 2016

Pepe

Full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become

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November 2014
Kripp
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