[Copypasta] This offends me as a...

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week.
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Amogus

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Man i love bull markets

Man i love bull markets. Tried to type in the ticker for MAXN yesterday to buy some but MAGN came up instead. Didn't know wtf it was but I was too lazy to redo my search so I bought that instead and it started mooning.
December 2020

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Elephant

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twitchquotes: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR
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Dicks are so cute omg

twitchquotes: Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄‒⁄ω⁄‒⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/Ο‰οΌΌ) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!οΌˆοΌΎγƒ―οΌΎ)
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