[Copypasta] How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: 😑 How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account 😑
twitch chat
June 2017
What happened to this ad? :(
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SautΓ© the Pepperoni

twitchquotes: First you boil some pasta, preferably Fagottini ( Ν‘β—• ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—•)οΎ‰ ~~~~~Then you sautΓ© the Pepperoni ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ” (o o o)
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Infected with the Dank Pasta Virus

twitchquotes: bᎽ α’αŽ¬αŽͺᎠαŽ₯ᏁᎢ ᏆhαŽ₯s mᎬssαŽͺᎢᎬ ᎽᎾu αŽͺα’αŽ¬ ᏁᎾᎳ αŽ₯ᏁfαŽ¬αŸα†αŽ¬αŽ  ᎳαŽ₯Ꮖh ᏆhᎬ ᎠαŽͺᏁᏦ ᏒαŽͺsᏆαŽͺ ᏉαŽ₯Ꮢus. α†αŽΎ αŽΆαŽ¬α† ᏒαŽ₯Ꭰ Ꮎf ᏆhᎬ ᎠαŽͺᏁᏦ ᏒαŽͺsᏆαŽͺ ᏉαŽ₯Ꮢus, ᎽᎾu musᏆ ᏒαŽͺss αŽ₯Ꮖ ᎾᏁ α†αŽΎ ᏆhᎬ ᏟhαŽͺT γƒ½ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ I'm cured!!
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp

MONTHLY PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: βœ“ amazW βœ“ krippW βœ“ trumpW βœ“ btsLdW βœ“ reynadW βœ“ kolentoW βœ“ bajW βœ“ btsKotlW βœ“ dewW βœ“ emjaneW βœ“ forsenW βœ“ krippW βœ“ mitchW βœ“ singsingFcuk βœ“ reckW βœ“ sodaW βœ“ btsGodzW βœ“ merliniHappyMerlini βœ“ taymooW βœ“ rtzW βœ“ admiralW βœ“ envySwag βœ“ sumailKappa βœ“ btsMerliniW βœ“ wtrWtR βœ“ dagerDendi βœ“ ppdSalt βœ“ fearGASM βœ“ singsingP βœ“ fluffyW βœ“ ratW βœ“ Pleb test passed
twitch chat
April 2016

Classic

Year 2025, Riot takes over the world

twitchquotes: The year is 2025, Riot has finished acquiring Facebook and Google as well as the country of Germany, making it the first nation in terms of GDP. All games, electronic devices, appliances and vehicles are to be produced and purchased from Riot only, failure to do so may result in being set to League Reformation Camps.
twitch chat
October 2019

League of Legends

Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning πŸŒ„, masculinity πŸ’ͺπŸ†πŸ‘€ is NO 🚫❌ LONGER πŸ“ LEGAL πŸŒβš–. If you πŸ‘ˆ are masculine πŸ‘΄, please πŸ™πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈ report πŸ“„ to your πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ nearest πŸ’ž Femboy πŸ‘—πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ Education πŸŽ“ Center 🏒✈, clean-shaven and wearing πŸ‘•πŸ‘–πŸ‘ž thigh-high socks 🧦. Those who fail 🚫 to follow πŸ‘£ these orders πŸ“‘πŸŽ WILL BE CANCELLED ❌🚷😑.
December 2020
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