[Copypasta] How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: 😑 How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account 😑
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June 2017
I used to be a real ad
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you are NOT a PokΓ©mon Trainer

twitchquotes: you are NOT a PokΓ©mon Trainer. true trainers understand that battling requires us to see our opponents as equals. you flaunting PokΓ©mon Showdown, whilst aiding in this riot, only shows your ignorance in what it means to be a trainer.
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January 2021

Mutant Seagull

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April 2017

VIVA LE MEME

twitchquotes: Clearly one of the largest, most daunting issues we face in modern day society is the threat of losing our rich culture of GLORIOUS MEMES which will be abandoned, lost, fogotten, and misunderstood in the future. We must enjoy the memes while they're still here to be embraced. VIVA LE MEME ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀
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February 2015
Kripp

ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

twitchquotes: ALO ALO πŸ“ž ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS πŸ“ž ZULUL NEED BACKUP πŸ“ž ZULUL VI VON πŸ“ž ZULUL
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July 2019

I am going to donate this big bunch of salt to you!

twitchquotes: This is a very interesting stream Kripp, you always makes me feel better everyday when watching with your oh so sweet voice, i am therefore going to donate this big bunch of salt i saved for you! PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
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November 2014
Kripp
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