[Copypasta] How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: ðŸ˜Ą How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account ðŸ˜Ą
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June 2017
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Story about the Romanian Kripparrian

twitchquotes: Here's the story about the Romanian Kripparrian. Born to a Momarrian and Paparrian. Lived in Canadarrian for some timerrian but is engaged to a womanarrian in Greecerrian. Rainarrian has absorbed Kripparrian and will one day make many babyarrians. Kripparrian and the familyarrian lived happy ever afterarrian. Please no copy pasterrian.
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February 2015
Kripp

Yet Another Among Us Crewmate

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December 2021

Among Us / Amogus

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀âĢīâĢķâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢķâĢĶâĢĪâĢ€â €â €â €â €â €â €â €â € ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀âĢ âĢīâĢŋâĢŋâ ŋ⠛⠉âĒ‰âĢŋâĢ„⠀⠉⠉⠉⠛â ŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢĶâĢ„⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀âĢ âĢūâĢŋâ ŋ⠉⠀⠀⠀âĢ°âĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĒƒâĢķ⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙âĒŋâĢŋâĢ·âĢ„⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀âĢīâĢŋ⡟⠃⠀⠀⠀âĢ°âĢķâĢŪâĢâĄŧâĒĄâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⡆âĢ€â €â €â €â €â ™âĒŋâĢŋâĢĶ⠀⠀ ⠀âĢžâĢŋ⡟⠀⠀⠀âĒ€âĢžâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢ·âĢŪâ đâĒ‹âĢūâĢŋâĢ·âĄ„⥀⠀⠀⠀âĒŧâĢŋâĢ§â € âĒ°âĢŋ⡟⠀⠀⠀âĒ âĢūâĢŋâĢŋâĄŋ⠎âĢ›âĢŋâĢŋ⡟âĢ°âĢŋâĢŋâĄŋâĒ‹âĢžâĢ·âĄ€â €â €â €âĒŧâĢŋ⡆ âĢŋâĢŋ⡇⠀⠀⠀â ŧâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢ·âĢĶâ ĻâĢ­âĢ˜âĄŋâĢŋâĒŸâĢĩâĢŋâĢŋâ ŋ⠋⠀⠀⠀âĒļâĢŋâĢŋ âĢŋâĢŋ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙âĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢ·âĄ˜âĢŋâĢŋâĢ·âĢâĒŋâĢŋâĢĩ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀âĢŋâĢŋ âĢŋâĢŋ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘âĒŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⡌âĒŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀âĒļâĢŋâĢŋ â ļâĢŋâĢ§â €â €â €â €â €â €â ˆâ ŧâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⠎âĒŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀âĢžâĢŋ⠇ ⠀âĒŧâĢŋâĢ§â €â €â €â €â €â €â €âĢđâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⡆âĢūâĢŋâĢŋ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀âĢžâĢŋ⡟⠀ ⠀⠀â ŧâĢŋâĢ§âĄ„⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀âĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĒƒâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⠀⠀⠀⠀âĢ âĢžâĢŋ⠟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙âĒŋâĢŋâĢķâĢ€â €â €âĒ âĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĒļâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋ⠀⠀âĢ€âĢūâĢŋâĄŋ⠋⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙â ŧâĢŋâĢŋâĢķâĢžâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢļâĢŋâĢŋâĢŋâĢķâĢŋâĢŋ⠟.
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June 2020

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade (Portal)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
May 2021

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November 2014
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