[Copypasta] How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: šŸ˜” How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account šŸ˜”
twitch chat
June 2017
What happened to this ad? :(
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If Apple opens super green tomorrow

If Apple opens super green tomorrow, I will buy a green Apple and cut a 1/4in hole in it and fuck it with my peen.
December 2020

WallStreetBets

Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you. Do you remember when you used to turn me on all the time? Now that you're a big time gaming memester, I get as much use as the surfboard and your guitar. I miss you and I hope you use my 29 watts soon
twitch chat
March 2016
Reynad

Please abide by the Reddit amendments

Sir, please abide by the Reddit amendments: ā€¢ ā Big Chungus is funny ā€¢ ā Keanu Reeves is the second coming of christ ā€¢ ā Elon Musk is the third coming of Christ (as well as wholesome 100, he knows Reddit memes) ā€¢ ā Fortnite is gay (gay = bad) ā€¢ ā Females are dumb while men are cool ā€¢ ā Nestle is the worst company ever (as well as the only bad company) ā€¢ ā Minecraft is the best game ever made ā€¢ ā No emojis allowed (except for šŸ—æ (yo angelo (it's funny because it's a Jojo reference (if you see someone commit a Jojo reference, you are legally forced to continue the reference chain, if you do not, you will be downvoted))) ā€¢ ā Being downvoted means you're wrong, if you think you're being wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment, and if you still think you were wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment until you understand what you did wrong ā€¢ ā Reddit is the best social media Until I have seen major improvements in your behavior, your post will be awarded one downvote (aka Australia upvote, it's funny because Australia is on the opposite side of the globe compared to Europe and America, lol). This is your first and final warning, if you do not abide by these amendments in the future, everyone will dislike that.
August 2021

Let's build a ladder

twitchquotes: ā• ā•ā•ā•ā•£Lets build a ladderā• ā•ā•ā•ā•£
twitch chat
April 2015

Classic

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I donā€™t know if youā€™re new here, so Iā€™ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donā€™t want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iā€™ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donā€™t think I have to explain why you donā€™t want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youā€™ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
April 2022
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