[Copypasta] How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: 😑 How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account 😑
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June 2017
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Doge

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November 2014

LCK AKA β€œliterally can’t kill”

twitchquotes: LCK AKA β€œliterally can’t kill” is the most boring major region internationally known for their low tempo boring gameplay, their premier caster LS aka β€œliterally sleeping” and owning the record for the longest league game of all time.
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October 2020
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V for Vendatta

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