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π According to statistics spamming MEME's makes you happy 
π According to statistics spamming MEME's makes you happy
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I used to be a real ad
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Harambe Rick Harrison
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Hi. I'm Harambe, and this is my Zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that enclosure.
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The LGBTQ future
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The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.
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Le Toucan has arrived
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if you are a single girl and also a gamer
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if you are a single girl and also a gamer please send me a direct message so that I can get to know you 
no, this is not a joke or a "copypasta" I'm genuinely looking to find someone who shares my passions
no, this is not a joke or a "copypasta" I'm genuinely looking to find someone who shares my passions
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I, an atheist, accidentally said βoh my g*dβ instead of βoh my scienceβ
I, an atheist, accidentally said βoh my g*dβ instead of βoh my scienceβ
You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the βgβ word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I donβt like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say βoh my g*dβ instead of βoh my scienceβ. Please guys it wasnβt me, I didnβt mean it. Iβm very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if Iβm secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.
Best regards,
-an atheist(?)