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Pwease put on some kawaii anime music
π· Would you pwease put on some kawaii anime music, perhaps puddi puddi in G Minor?AITA For banning my sister from my wedding since she won't follow the dress code?
Hello Reddit UWU my name is fox chan nya~ π¦ and this September I'm getting married (wiggles tail in excitement) πππ·πΊ
I'm getting married next week to my alpha horse wolf Shadow Senpai π΄πΊπ₯°. The dress code is animal themed but my sister won't do it. She's Vagenπ³ and thinks it's bad (cries cutely while Mozart's Symphony No. 40 in G minor plays)πΆπΌβ«π€
(eyes turn red like demon, but not like demon) I want to not invite her π‘π€π€¬π
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Am I The Asshole?
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bbz will u luv me 4evr
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx