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馃搱 According to statistics spamming MEME's makes you happy 
馃搱 According to statistics spamming MEME's makes you happy
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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here
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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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Why Attack on Titan is a flawed anime
As a big fan of AoT, one big plothole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not a homo, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long cock as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favourite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realise his mistake and redraw his previous chapters accurately.
My husband of 5 years bought me Reddit Gold for my anniversary
My 5-Year anniversary with my husband was last week. The traditional gift for 5 years is silverware. I wanted a new set and told my husband which he could get me as a gift. I knew he wanted an Apple Watch and bought that as my gift to him.
On the day of our anniversary, I logged onto Reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded. I found it odd as I don鈥檛 post terribly often and the guilded comments were old. It鈥檚 also the first time I鈥檝e received Reddit gold.
When the time came to exchange gifts, he gleefully opened his Apple Watch and begin setting it up. I figured I鈥檓 all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so I gently prodded him. He told me to check Reddit.
Ladies and Gentlemen, my husband GUILDED me 24 times as an anniversary gift. He鈥檚 a bit of a jokester, so I figured my real gift was coming.
But Reddit, it鈥檚 been a week. Do I say something? Buy the silverware myself? Some combination of the two? I feel if I don鈥檛 say something then the cycle will repeat itself.
Flex your Dongers for Harambe
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釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽 Flex your Dongers for Harambe! 釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽 Flex your Dongers for Harambe! 釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽
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Tannerina Tanners girlfriend
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Hey it鈥檚 me Tanner I just wanted to apologize for always coming here and being mean to you. I shouldn鈥檛 have been so mean back in high school and I鈥檓 really sorry. HAH JUST KIDDING it鈥檚 Tannerina Tanners girlfriend, you really think he would ever apologize to you? I鈥檓 off to the nail salon catch ya later
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