[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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My pasta is really just not salty enough

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some PJSalt. Pls help me finish my masterpiece.
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December 2014
Kripp

Ricardo

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขดโกถโฃถโฃถโฃถโก’โฃถโฃถโฃ–โ ขโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃ‹โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‰โฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃงโกฐโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃฟโฃฟโก—โฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ Ÿโก›โฃ‰โฃญโฃญโฃญโ Œโ ›โกปโขฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃคโกŒโฃฟโฃทโฃฏโฃญโฃฟโก†โฃˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโข›โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃทโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโ ƒโฃผโฃงโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ›โฃปโฃฟโ Ÿโฃ€โกœโฃปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃคโฃ€โฃจโฃฅโฃพโขŸโฃงโฃฟโ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃคโก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขŸโฃซโฃฏโกปโฃ‹โฃตโฃŸโกผโฃ›โ ดโฃซโฃญโฃฝโฃฟโฃทโฃญโกปโฃฆโก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขโฃฝโฃฟโข‹โฃพโกŸโขบโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโขนโฃทโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโก‡โฃพโฃฟโ โ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโฃฟโก† โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ธโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโฃฟโก†โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โ ‡โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโก˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโข€โฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃฉโฃฟโก‡ โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃทโ ™โ ›โ ‹โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโฃฟโก‡
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Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
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Tyler1

2 games 1 stream

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.
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July 2014
Kripp

You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝYou either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGERเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ
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