[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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You need a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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i graduated top of my class from burger king

twitchquotes: you fucking vegan, ill have you know i graduated top of my class from burger king university in burger flipping and have flipped over 9000 burgers in my day you dumb vegan, but you wouldn't know that would you you soy muncher? If you said that to my face I would be flipping patties all over your vegan face and you'd be full of my meat before you even knew what was happening.
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September 2017
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Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด, แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ส€ษชษดแด, แด›สœษชs ษชs แดœแด‹ส€แด€ษดษชแด€ษด แด˜ส€แด‡sษชแด…แด‡ษดแด› แดสŸแด‡แด‹sแด€ษดแด…ส€ แด›แดœส€แด„สœสษดแดแด ษชษดแด. แดแดœส€ แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แด€ส€แด‡ ส™แด‡ษชษดษข แดแด˜แด˜ส€แด‡ssแด‡แด… ส™ส ส€แดœssษชแด€ แด€ษดแด… แดแดœส€ แด„ษชแด›ษชแดขแด‡ษดs ษดแด‡แด‡แด… แดส€แด€ษดษขแด‡ แดŠแดœษชแด„แด‡. แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด‡ษดแด… แดแดŠ. แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ ษดแด แด€สŸ แด˜แด€แด„ษชษดแด.
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March 2014
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Popeye

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃดโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ‹โ ™โ ›โ ปโขทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ  โ คโ „โ ˜โ “โ ’โ ถโ ฆโขคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โกฝโ ‚โ ˆโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โก„โ €โ  โ โ โ ‚โ ˆโ โ ’โ ‚โ  โฃคโ คโ คโ คโข€โ ‰โ ปโฃถโก€โ €โ ˜โฃŒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โกŸโ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโ ฟโ “โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโ ‰โ ‘โ ™โข‡โ ’โ €โ „โ €โขนโฃทโ €โ €โ จโขŠโก”โ €โฃ€โกผโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโ ›โ ‰โ โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ โข€โข”โ •โ โ ˆโ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโกŸโ โ €โข€โกคโ คโขคโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ ˜โฃทโ šโ ‹โ โ ”โกโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ขโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโก„โ ˜โกถโ ’โ šโ šโ ปโก›โ ›โ ปโขถโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃงโก€โ €โขฟโกโ €โ €โกˆโ ขโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ‰โ ’โ ฆโ ”โ €โ €โ ‰โ  โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก€โ €โ €โ นโฃทโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ทโฃถโก‡โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ คโ „โก€โข€โก€โ €โข€โฃ€โก”โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ’โ ฒโ คโ คโ ฌโ  โ คโ žโขฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ  โ šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃนโ งโ คโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโ โ ‰โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ €โข€โฃผโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโกโ €โ €โขคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ›โ ›โ ฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃดโ ฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขทโฃ†โก€โ €โ ˆโ €โข โก€โ €โ €โ ‘โ „โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โขโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฟโฃถโฃคโ ถโ ›โขฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ  โข€โ €โ €โฃ€โ ”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃพโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ฟโขถโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃถโฃพโกฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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