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twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019
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Rick

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โ €โ €โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโกคโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‹โฃ…โฃ€โฃ€โฃŒโ ‰โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโกŸโ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ปโขถโกŒโขปโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃงโฃถโฃฆโฃ„โข€โฃคโฃถโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃ€ โ €โฃฐโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ †โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ  โ €โฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโ ปโ ฟโ Ÿโกƒโ €โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ €โ € โ €โขนโฃฟโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ พโ ฟโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โฃ‡โฃผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ € โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โข€โฃผโกงโข€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃถโฃฟโฃโ €โ €โ € โ €โ ˜โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฝโขทโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกทโ ‚โ €โข โฃฟโกโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ ‰โขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃกโขฝโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ žโ ƒโ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˜โก‡โ €โ ˜โก†โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃธโขผโกฝโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โขฐโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โฃทโฃถโก„โข โ Žโ €โ €โฃฐโขŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขปโก„โ ˆโขณโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โข€โก‡โ €โฃฐโ ‹โ €โฃคโฃผโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ˜โฃทโ €โ €โขณโก€โ €โ €โ € โข€โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ ˆโฃ‡โฃตโ ƒโ €โข โฃฟโกโ €โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ €โขนโก†โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ €โฃ โฃพโฃฟโ ปโฃ„โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โฃคโกพโ ƒโ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €
ascii art
April 2020

Hippo

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ€ƒโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆ(โ—)โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ€ƒโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ€ƒโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ€ƒโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

Halloween Mercy

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜Guys๐Ÿ˜, Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ˜ฒshaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. Iโ€™m fucking๐Ÿ˜ฒ shaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. I never wanted to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘breed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œwith anyone more than I want to with ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ปHalloween ๐Ÿ‘ปโœ๏ธMercy.โœ๏ธ๐ŸŽƒ๏ธ That ๐Ÿ’ฏperfect,๐Ÿ’ฏ โณcurvy โณ๐Ÿ˜body.๐Ÿ˜ Those ๐Ÿ˜bountiful๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿˆbreasts๐Ÿˆ. The ๐Ÿ‘ชchild ๐Ÿ‘ชbearing๐Ÿ˜ hips๐Ÿ˜ of a ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’literal goddess๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ. It honestly fucking ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณhurts๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ knowing that Iโ€™ll neverโค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹mate โค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹with her, โฌ†passโฌ† my ๐Ÿ‘–genes๐Ÿ‘– through her, and have her ๐Ÿ‘‘birth๐Ÿ‘‘ a set of ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ’ฏperfect offspring.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ช Iโ€™d do fucking๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ ANYTHING ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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June 2017

Emoji Pasta

Overwatch

As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps

twitchquotes: As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
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November 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

I'm reporting all of you spammers to the Twitch CEO

twitchquotes: Ok chat I've had it. I will be reporting all of you spammers to my dad (Twitch CEO btw) and he will be banning you from Twitch. So keep it up if you want to be banned, you have only yourself to be blamed
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June 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

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