[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Hey Kripp-kun. It's me Samantha-chan!

twitchquotes: H-hey Kripp-kun. It's me Samantha-chan! I know you don't know me that well, I sit in the column closest to the door and in the back row. Oh yeah, duh... LoL, we have Chemistry together with Ms. Raphatello. Ughh, she's such a b****! Anyways I'm being such a baka (LoL that's Japanese for idiot!). Oh, do you like Anime too? I'm sure if you gave it a chance you would too if you don't already watch it ~_~. I always look at you in Chemistry and you never seem to notice me... BAHHH WHAT AM I DOING?!?! GOMENASAI Artour-kun (gomenasai means sorry in Japanese ^.^). Just wanted to say hello and I really love your stream! Good luck Kripp-kun!
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George Orwell ruined my life

Iโ€™m a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was โ€œsexually harassingโ€ her. Itโ€™s clear she just wasnโ€™t intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. Iโ€™ve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how Iโ€™m clearly in the right everyone seems to think Iโ€™m some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......
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Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion

twitchquotes: Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.
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October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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Reynad

Fungus wojak / Shroomjak / Shrigma male

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกคโฃคโฃคโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃธโกƒโ €โ ฟโ ‡โขปโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโ โ €โฃฐโก„โ €โ €โฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก‡โ €โ ธโกทโ ƒโข€โ €โ ธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โข€โฃ€โก€โ €โขฟโฃณโก„โขณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ žโ โ €โ ธโฃŒโฃปโ €โ €โ ‰โ โ €โ ™โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโขพโขโกžโ ‰โ ‰โ “โขฆโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฒโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกดโ ฏโ ดโ ‹โ ˆโ งโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ ‡โ €โ €โ ถโ †โ €โขฒโก†โ €โ €โ จโ ทโ ฒโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃ…โข€โฃ โ คโ ถโ –โ ’โ šโ ›โ ›โฃŸโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ’โก’โ ’โ ’โ ทโ ฆโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โขปโก„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃผโขกโขŸโฃ‰โฃ€โ ’โ ถโ คโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ ˆโ ‘โฃ†โ €โขทโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃฟโกโ €โขˆโฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ›โฃ’โฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโ ผโ —โ ถโ พโฃ…โฃ€โกคโ žโฃโฃคโ ดโ ‚โ ˜โก‡โขธโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃ„โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃญโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขถโฃ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โข€โก‡โกผโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃญโฃฅโกโข€โฃˆโฃˆโ ‰โ €โ €โ โ ‚โ  โ ˆโฃโฃ‰โฃ‰โฃปโฃถโฃžโกตโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โขนโ ƒโ ปโขฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ €โ ˜โขพโฃฟโฃฟโ €โกฟโ ›โ ›โ “โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก„โ €โ ‰โ €โขฐโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โก‡โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ €โ €โฃนโก„โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ˆโ โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ  โ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ „โ €โ ˜โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ žโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโฃ„โก€โ €โ €
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