[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Canadian man brofisting the local Greek population

twitchquotes: Last night in Greece, Greek police heard reports of a Canadian man in a blue tacky sweater walking around the streets at night, 'brofisting' the local population. As a result 20,000 greek citizens have contracted the casualitis. If you see this man, please report to greek policerino department.
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October 2014
Kripp

Guys I am worried after what my homie did

twitchquotes: Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that?
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April 2020

KappaPride

Momo 3

โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โฃฐโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ ธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ ฐโฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโ †โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃคโฃผโฃฟโกŸโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ ปโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃคโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ โ „โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโขธโฃฆโก™โ ›โ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ‰โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โกˆโ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ›โข‹โฃดโก‡โขธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก€โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โฃฟโก‹โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโกฟโ „โขธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฏโกปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ŸโฃฝโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โฃฎโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ นโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโขโฃพโฃฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โขนโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ ˆโ ›โขฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โข€โฃดโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ „โ „โ „โข โขธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃฟโ Ÿโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ ‰โ ปโขฟโฃทโฃถโฃพโกฟโ ›โ โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟ
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March 2019

As soon as you stop being hardcore

twitchquotes: "H-h-ey Rania, could we go on a date when I visit Europe for ESGN?" Kripp blushes as he asks him timidly over skype. "It doesn't have to be serious, just coffee or something." Rania smirks. "Sure Kripp, as soon as you stop being hardcore," She types while tucking Frump
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December 2014
Kripp

Both dudes

twitchquotes: (โ€ฟห โ€ฟ) _(โ€ฟห โ€ฟ) only the chosen one can fist both dudes . โŽ KappaPride โŽ 
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October 2018

KappaPride

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