[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Champion M&M

twitchquotes: Sometimes, whenever i eat M&Ms, i like to hold two m&ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as i can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one and the one that didn't crack becomes champion, then i grab another m&m and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until i run out of m&ms, and when there is one left standing i send a letter to m&ms brand with the champion in it and a note attached that reads "please use this m&m for breeding purposes"
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July 2022

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Japan's most influential engineers

twitchquotes: Today, we've sadly lost one of Japan's most influential engineers. His name was "Yaoi Futanari" and he designed some of the most important parts of the modern CD Player. He has sadly passed away at the age of 96. Show some love and give him a search on Google.
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June 2020

I can see you

โ „โ  โข€โ โก€โขโ โ โ „โ ‚โ โ „โ ‚โ โ „โ โ „โ ‚โ โ ˆโ  โ ‘โ จโ ขโกŠโ ”โกโ „ โ „โ ‚โ  โ โ „โ „โก€โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โก€โ „โ ˆโ จโ  โก โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โก€โข‚โ  โ โข€โ ‚โ  โ ˆโ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ  โ „โ ‚โก€โ „โ ˆโ  โ „โ „โ „โก‚โกโ  โก‚โ …โก‚โ Œโกโ ˆโ „โ จโข€โ ‚โกโ Œโ  โกโก‚โ …โ Œโ „โข‚โ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข‚โ ขโขจโฃถโกพโขทโฃฆโก…โก‚โ …โกกโขโ ‚โก‚โก‚โข…โข‘โฃดโฃพโ พโฃฎโฃŒโขโ  โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข‚โขŠโขฟโกโ กโ ‚โขฝโก—โขŒโข‚โ ขโกโ ชโกโ „โข•โขธโฃฟโ ‘โ กโขธโกฟโขโ จโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ …โกขโก™โ ฟโฃพโขผโ Ÿโก•โก‘โข”โ กโกŠโขŒโ ขโก‘โก‘โกŒโกปโขทโขทโ Ÿโขโ ขโกโ ‚โ „ โ „โ „โ Œโก‚โกชโก‘โก†โฃ‡โฃฃโฃฑโฃธโฃฐโฃฑโฃœโฃฌโฃชโฃฌโฃฆโฃฃโฃŽโฃ–โฃ”โฃ•โข…โข•โ จโ „โ „ โ „โ „โก‘โฃฌโฃบโกพโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃพโขฟโฃปโฃฟโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโฃฒโข…โ „โ „ โ „โ „โขชโข—โฃฏโกโ ™โฃฏโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟโขทโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃปโ โข“โกทโกฏโกฃโ „โ  โ „โ „โ ˆโขโขžโกฟโฃฆโก€โ ™โ ฏโขฟโขทโฃฟโฃฝโขฟโฃพโขฟโกฏโกŸโ โขโขคโกฟโกโก•โ โ „โก€ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‘โ โฃ—โฃŸโกทโฃคโฃ€โฃโ ˆโ ˆโ ‰โ Šโฃโก โฃคโขถโฃปโขฝโ ฑโ ‘โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ธโ นโ ฝโกฝโฃฝโฃปโฃปโฃŸโฃŸโฃทโฃปโขฝโขซโ ฃโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ ฃโขฃโข“โข—โขณโขนโขธโ ธโ ˆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „I CAN SEE YOUโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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