[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas

Think about your actions

twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 179,776 readers, I am not receiving 179,776 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
twitch chat
September 2018

Classic

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD

twitchquotes: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ADS TRAP CARD PowerUpL LUL PowerUpR
twitch chat
October 2017
TwitchPresents

YuGiOh Ad Marathon

Pleb Test Passed

twitchquotes: โœ“ amazW โœ“ krippW โœ“ trumpW โœ“ reynadW โœ“ kolentoW โœ“ bajW โœ“ dewW โœ“ emjaneW โœ“ forsenW โœ“ krippW โœ“ loidW โœ“ mitchW โœ“ reckW โœ“ sodaW โœ“ taymooW โœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

plebs vs subs

This means absolutely nothing

twitchquotes: โœžฤฆะ‡ฯŸ โ„ณโ‚ฌโˆ€ะ˜ฯŸ ร…เธฟฯŸฯดโ„’รœโœโ„ฐโ„’ยฅ โ„ตฯดโœžโ„‹โ„‘ะ˜แธ , ะ‡ โ’ฟแนฒฯŸโ€  ะจัฆะ˜โœ โ„™โ‚ฌับแน”โ„’โ‚ฌ โ€ โ˜ฎ โ„ญับโ„™แบŽแน”ร…ฯŸโ€ โ„ฐโ„โ„โ„ตฯด ัฆโ„ตร ฯŸแน”ร…โ™ โœžฤฆะ‡ฯŸ โ„ญโ™“โˆ€โ€  โ„ฑรœโ„’โ„’ ับโ„‰ โ„ฑัฆแธ $
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Who asked?

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
November 2021

Who Asked?

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