[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Spooky story

twitchquotes: One day there was Man. He wake up in night time like 3 or 4 am in the morning, Much sweat from nightmare of skeletons!! He turns on his computer and waited for the screen to load. "I will watch Kripparrian to calm my fears" he Mumbled. As he click the URL the stream loads... but there is only skeletons... Plz no creepy pasta this spooky story
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โš ๏ธWARNINGโš ๏ธ cock inspection is NOT required at the vaccination sites!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!
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George Orwell ruined my life

Iโ€™m a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was โ€œsexually harassingโ€ her. Itโ€™s clear she just wasnโ€™t intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. Iโ€™ve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how Iโ€™m clearly in the right everyone seems to think Iโ€™m some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......
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10 years since kolento strim

twitchquotes: 10 years since kolento strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame trump in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old kolento vods and cry myself to sleep.
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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โ Žโ „โฃ โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโกฒโฃ„โข„โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ คโข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกฟโฃทโขฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโ †โฃœโฃตโฃถโฃฆโก™โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฆโก€โก‚โก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃธโกŸโฃฐโฃ›โขโกคโ ญโก›โฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ›โ พโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโก”โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โขบโ ฟโฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโฃ„โฃฉโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃ›โก›โ ปโ ทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ—โขฒ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โขธโฃโขกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโ „โ ธโ „โ „โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ˆ โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โฃผโ ƒโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃปโฃฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโก†โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโกฟโ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโกฟโก‡โฃฟโขนโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โก‡โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ‘โฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โข€โ ƒโ „โ ‹โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ  โก€โ ˆโ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „โข โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ จโ ขโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ „โ  โ šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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