[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Riot's script for Worlds

twitchquotes: The year is 2046. Faker's mind has been uploaded to a robotic host. With SKT's 33rd World Championship victory, every champion in the game now has SKT skins. NA still hasn't reached semis, EU is still salty, and China continues to choke. Such is Riot's script.
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Cybrix and Head Chef of Dominos

twitchquotes: OpieOP OpieOPใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝใ€€๏ผฃ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ˜๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผจ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ผฃ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผค๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ“โ„ขใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽโ€™๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ผ’ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ’๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ…โ€™๏ฝ–๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ผˆ๏ผธ๏ผธ๏ผฌใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ผ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ผ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ผ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝš๏ฝใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ผ‰๏ผŽใ€€๏ผณ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผใ€€OpieOP OpieOP
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Let's get one thing about me "straight" up-front

twitchquotes: Let's get one thing about me "straight" up-front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm about as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on to me, I'd be like, "No way, bro. I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There goes George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where?!" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away! Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them and letting them know how much I'm enjoying myself. So, even though I'd have a bunch of ripped guys all taking turns on my butt, I'd still be enjoying it. But only because I forced myself to. It's not like I could fight these guys off. There are too many of them and they want me too much. What am I, Chuck Norris?" I'm not against homosexuality, though. I say to each his own. You're free to do whatever you want.
twitch chat
February 2020

KappaPride

Young Sheldon is better than Rick and Morty

"Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm such as yourself would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty". First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you.*Sighs... How tedious.
December 2020

Rick and Morty

LEGO Yoda CBT lyrics

[Verse 1] Crush my cock with a rock I must. Maximum pain I must endure. Ok, here we go. [Chorus] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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