[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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Small but dedicated scene in Antarctica

twitchquotes: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a Switch to boot up when it's -135 degrees outside? Out here in Antarctica, we have a small but dedicated scene. I'm the only human among us, but we have some high level penguins as well. You mess with the waddle, you mess with all of us
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

Scream (Ghostface)

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „โ โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โข€โ ดโ ›โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โข โก–โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃฟโกโ „โขนโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข  โฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โขธโฃงโฃคโฃคโฃคโขพโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ ˆโขปโก†โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃพ โ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โขฟโกŸโ ‰โ ‰โฃฟโฃทโฃ€โ „โ „โฃฟโก†โ „โ „โข โฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โกฟโ ฟโขฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ƒโ „โ „โฃธโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โกžโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ „โ „โ „โข€โกผโ ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โ „โข€โ Žโ „โ „โ „โ „HAPPY โ ™โขฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ ƒโ „โข€โ Žโ „โ „โ „HALLOWEEN โ ™
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October 2021

Halloween

Fancy Schmancy F

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโขถโฃถโฃถโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโก„โ € โข โฃพโกŸโ ‹โ โ €โ €โฃธโ ‡โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ปโฃฟโก€ โขบโฃฟโก€โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ‡ โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโ ถโ šโ ‹โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โฃ€โฃ€โฃดโก†โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โกžโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โ ›โ ปโฃฟโก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃ โฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโก„โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โขฐโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ ™โขฟโกŸโ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โขธโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ ˆโขฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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July 2019

You have been warned!

twitchquotes: Excuse me but how dare you guys do this to me? Last week i wrote a beautiful story here on twitch chat and people just started stealing it and posting it as their own. If this continues i'll be forced to take action. You have been warned!
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August 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

Where was the Paw Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis?

As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?
March 2021
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