[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

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twitchquotes: BrokeBack

wait 20 min for queue BrokeBack

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start game BrokeBack

feed all game BrokeBack

say "wow we lost that" BrokeBack

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repeat for 8 hours BrokeBack

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November 2018

imaqtpie

Pretending I'm Ahri

twitchquotes: Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.

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December 2018

AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??

I (65m) and my wife 24(f) have been together for 8 years, married for 4. All my friends are jealous that i was able to score such a hot young woman but it’s starting to cause some problems in our relationship believe it or not. When the pandemic hit, I was very nervous since I’m not in great health. We decided to buy the Nintendo Switch and play this game called Animal Crossing. I guess it’s popular with the kids? Anywho, we start building this town and everything was fine at first. Then, my wife decides that she wants to remodel the town. No problem. But she starts cutting down all the trees, destroying the cliffs, removing the river, etc... I told her this is out of line. We should respect nature not destroy it. Her answer? It was ugly and she didn’t like to walk the long way around. She also takes all of my hard earned money from fishing and gambles it all away on turnip stocks. Last week she spent 400k on turnips and sold them for 260k. Do you know how many red snappers I need to catch to make that back up? I’m trying to retire soon and it’s making me think she doesn’t know how to manage money. What really drove me to the breaking point, my best friend Boon is on the island and we really get along. He likes to lift weights, so do I. I log into the game one day and build him a gift. When I try to find him, he’s nowhere to be found... I ask, where is boon? She doesn’t answer. Where is Boon ?? She says “I kicked him off the island, he was annoying”. Reddit, she kicked my best friend off the island without even talking to me. The next day I filed for divorce and kicked her out. I’m keeping the switch and rebuilding our town. Hopefully Boon comes back. AITA or did I doge a bullet with my sociopathic (ex)wife? Edit: Thank you all for the support and messages over the last 24hrs. It’s been a wild day but the good news is that after a few hours of island hopping I was able to find Boon and convince him to come back to my island. Seems like things are heading in the right direction.

August 2021

AITA

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ｈｕｎｔａｒｄｉｓｃｏｎｆｕｓｅｄ．ｕｎｄｅｒｔａｋｅｒｗａｓｐｌａｙｅｄｔｕｒｎｏｎｅ，ｂｕｔｏｐｐｏｎｅｎｔｌｉｖｅｓ．Ｅｖｅｎｇｒｅｅｔｉｎｇｓｔｒａｖｅｌｌｅｒａｎｄｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄｄｏｇｅｃａｒｄｄｉｄｎｏｔｗｏｎｎｅｒｅｄ．Ａｓｉｎｇｌｅｔｅａｒｒｏｌｌｓｄｏｗｎｈｉｓｆａｃｅａｓｈｅｃｏｎｃｅｄｅｓ．ｔｉｍｅｔｏｃｒａｆｔｇａｈｚｉｌｌａ．

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December 2014

Kripp

ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP

twitchquotes: As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for some female to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP. Think about it logically.

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November 2020

[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

Imaqtpie's daily routine

League of Legends

Pretending I'm Ahri

Classic

League of Legends

AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??

AITA

Huntard is confused

ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP

Simps

[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

Imaqtpie's daily routine

League of Legends

Pretending I'm Ahri

Classic

League of Legends

AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??

AITA

Huntard is confused

ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP

Simps

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