[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
twitch chat
May 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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99% of y'all don't know what people going through

twitchquotes: R.I.P to that girl you called a slut in class today, she was a virgin. the pregnant girl walking down the street, she got raped. the boy you called lame he has to work to support his family. the girl you pushed down the other day, she's already being abused at home. the girl you called fat, she's starving herself. the boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying. think you know them? You have no idea... Guess what? 99% of y'all don't know what people going through
twitch chat
January 2019

Spits out cereal guy

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ ”โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ’โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃžโฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ ฑโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโขพโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ ฐโฃฟโฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โขฑโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃฌโฃตโฃคโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ ™โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฃโ €โ €โ €โ ดโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโกฃโก€โ €โฃ โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ โ ‚โขโ žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ  โขฆโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ ˆโ ’โ คโฃ€โฃ€โก€โฃ€โฃ€โ คโ โ ณโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโ ถโ ถโ ถโขฆโฃคโก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ปโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ พโกŸโ ‹โ ปโฃถโก’โ ’โ ฆโ คโกคโกˆโขปโก† โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โข€โ €โ ˜โฃทโ €โ €โ €โก‡โก‡โฃธโ ‡ โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ–โฃบโขปโฃโฃ‹โฃฝโฃณโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฆโกดโฃผโขทโกŸโ ‹โ € โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ณโฃŒโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โฃกโ žโ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ณโขถโฃผโขธโ ‚โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ•โก‹โ ˜โ โ ‚โก‘โ ƒโ ‰โขฒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโ ƒโข€โกคโ ฐโกŽโ ˆโฃ‰โ €โ €โขธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โก€โข€โกŽโ €โ  โฃ€โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ โ  โข„โ ˆโก—โ ฒโฃคโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โขฅโฃฆโ ถโฃ—โขฉโฃฐโขˆโขโ €โฃ€โ €โ €โข€โ จโข โ ‡โ €โขนโขณโก‰โฃ“โฃถโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ขโ ฅโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโ ดโ ‹โ €โ €โขธโกŽโฃฟโก€โ €โขนโฃโ ‰โ ‰โ ’โขฆโ € โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ €โขธโฃ‡โฃดโ ˆโฃฟโก„โ €โข€โ ปโ € โฃ โ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ คโ ดโฃถโฃญโฃฝโฃปโฃปโฃฏโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃ€โฃปโก‡โ €โ €โก…โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ šโ ‹โ ณโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ žโ ƒโ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ “
August 2021

Kripp is censoring his chat

twitchquotes: TheIlluminati Kripp is censoring his chat. Don't believe me? Look at this: Kripp is a โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ. Kripp is โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ out to g2a. Kripp is a blizzard โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ TheIlluminati SPREAD THE TRUTH TheIlluminati
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp

Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: แ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—ใ€€๏ผญ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‹๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒโ€™๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝš๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผแ•™เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
December 2020
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