[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
I used to be a real ad
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So as joke, I fucked my friend in a Joseph Stalin cosplay

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Joseph Stalin's mustache and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as the Soviet flag and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made made feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yes,comrade." He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter,comrade?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Not a step back!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Joseph Stalin."
September 2021

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โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโขคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ ‰โ นโฃพโฃฟโฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃžโฃฟโฃ›โฃบโฃปโขพโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ  โฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ ˜โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโขฟโ Ÿโ Ÿโ Ÿโ ปโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „ โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข›โฃฟโฃโ „โ „โ ’โ ‚โ „โ „โฃ€โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€ โ „โ ‰โ ›โ บโขถโฃทโกถโ ƒโ „โ „โ จโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โกบโฃพโฃพโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ›โ โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโก€โ „โ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โ Ÿโ ‡โข€โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ ‰โขฟโฃฝโขฟโก โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ คโฃคโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โขนโกฟโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ’โฃณโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โกˆโฃ€โขโขโขโฃˆโฃ„โขโ ƒโ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโฃฟโฃ›โฃปโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฏโ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฌโฃฝโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃ›โฃฟโกฟโฃŸโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ›โข›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกฟโ โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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April 2021

Things are looking up for me (and down for you)

twitchquotes: I donโ€™t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, Iโ€™ll be in STPeachโ€™s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iโ€™ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iโ€™m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
twitch chat
May 2020

Simps

CHOCOLATE RAIN, HOBGOBLIN INTO CHICKEN WINS THE GAME

twitchquotes: CHOCOLATE RAIN, hobgoblin into chicken wins the game, CHOCOLATE RAIN, turn one coin in missles, Kripp is slain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, fireball the face and feel the pain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, sacrifice the raptor, all in vain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, Kripp that wrecking of Tay was inhumane BibleThump
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February 2015
Kripp

It's not gay if it's ANIME

twitchquotes: IT'S KappaPride NOT KappaPride GAY KappaPride IF KappaPride IT'S KappaPride ANIME KappaPride
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July 2017

KappaPride

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