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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โ  โ ’โ „โฃฐโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โ โ  โ คโข„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โ ”โ Šโกฝโ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โฃทโฃฆโก„โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โกคโ Šโ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃนโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โฃ โฃพโกฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โขณโ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ นโฃฟโฃฟโกƒโ „โ „ โ „โข€โฃนโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โข†โฃ€โ „โ „โข‹โฃญโฃญโ ญโฃถโฃฌโก›โข‹โฃดโ Ÿโฃฃโฃฌโฃโ ƒโ „โ „ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ†โก€โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃจโฃญโฃถโข‹โฃฉโฃถโฃฟโฃถโ ถโฃฆโกˆโ โฃพโฃฟโ „โ „โ ฑโก„โ „ โ  โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃ โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโกนโฃฟโฃฟโ โข€โขธโฃฟโก„โขปโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โขƒโกฟโ „ โ „โ ˆโข‹โฃ‰โฃตโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโก‡โฃฟโก‡โ „โ ‹โฃธโ ‹โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โข‰โ ฅโ –โ  โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโฃซโฃ”โฃ’โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ นโฃฟโก˜โ ทโฃญโฃญโฃญโกญโฃฅโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃตโฃพโกง โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขธโกŸโฃโ ปโฃทโฃœโกปโ ฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฆโฃ€โ „โข€โฃ โกฟโขŸโฃ‹โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ธโฃงโกนโขฟโฃฎโฃ™โกปโ ทโขฆโฃญโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃซโ ญโข–โฃšโกโ โ „ โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโกปโขทโฃคโฃ€โ „โ ™โ ›โ ทโฃฆโฃฌโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโกโ ‰โ โ „โ „โข€โ ฐโ ›โ „โ „โ „ โฃฆโก™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฎโฃโกปโ ทโ ถโขคโฃคโฃฌโฃญโฃญโกญโ ฅโขคโฃคโกคโ ถโฃŠโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃญโฃ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโขŸโกปโ โขƒโ ’โขฅโฃคโฃ„โขคโ  โขˆโ ‚โฃตโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‚โ ดโขžโ ’โ ’โกธโ โขฌโข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „โ „โ „
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โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
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