[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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My son won't stop using "TwitchSpeak?

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?
May 2019

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Am I The Asshole?

Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world "ATTACK" absolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread "HELICOPTER" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
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He is so incredibly narcissistic

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m new here but I cannot get over how much this guy complains as soon as he dies to his own mistakes and lack of skill. He is so incredibly narcissistic that he truly believes nobody else is allowed to make a good challenging level and that if he canโ€™t beat it the level must be garbage. Unbelievable...
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February 2020
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THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฆ€ THROW ๐Ÿฆ€ THIS ๐Ÿฆ€ CRAB ๐Ÿฆ€ 2 ๐Ÿฆ€ MAKE ๐Ÿฆ€ HBOX ๐Ÿฆ€ MAD
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June 2019

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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โฃโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ปโขฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‰โ „โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ ˜โ ‹โ ‰โก‰โ ‰โ ™โ ปโขฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โฃคโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฌโฃฟโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฏโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃฌโฃฟโฃฆ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ ™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ทโ พโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ  โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ปโ ฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโก–โขฐโฃถโฃถโฃพโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ โ „โ ฐ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโ พโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ —โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ฒโฃถโ –โ „โ ’โขถโกŸโ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโกโก–โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ฑโก‡โ „โขฐโ †โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ›โ โ ‡โ „โ „โ ปโ ™โ Ÿโ ƒโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โก‡โฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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