[Copypasta] This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019
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June 2021

DrDisrespect Facebook Gaming

twitchquotes: Anyways, um... I'm, trying to partner with Facebook Gaming, do you know what Facebook Gaming is? Anybody know what Facebook Gaming is? No, not Facebook, I think thats a social media website. I'm talkin' Facebook Gaming. Anyways, it's a two week old like, streaming platform that protects against unemployment and unwanted wage labor that may be looming in my future. That's my story, I emailed em a bunch of stuff. Sent 'em around the la inbox. Direct messages, stuff like that.
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July 2020
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Magic the Gathering Thought Erasure

twitchquotes: Yesterday, there was a Magic the Gathering tournament at my local hobby shop. My girlfriend decided to tag along and come support me. I ended up doing pretty poorly (1-3), but the hobby shop gave out a consolation prize of a random foiled uncommon card. The card that I received was called "Thought Erasure" and immediately held the card up to my girlfriend and said "AND I CAST THOUGHT ERASURE, BE GONE THOT!" as a joke, but said it pretty loudly. The shop is pretty small and a lot of people caught wind of my act and needless to say my girlfriend was very embarrassed. We're home now and she still hasn't spoken to me. I'm fucked boys.
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November 2018

what's the point in correcting me

what the fuck is the point in correcting me. You think I don't know how to spell "your"? I shortened it to "ur" because I was eating chips and typing one handed and didn't want to bother with those 2 extra letters just to please a fucking lifeless fat neckbeard like you. Stop thinking you're smart just because you can correct somebody's spelling, you seem like a total fucking idiot jackass and I'm ashamed and disappointed that on the internet where there are millions of comments and commentors, I was still stuck with a response written by somebody like you. You obviously knew what I meant, it's not like I spelt "your" as "s;ldkfjs;dlfkj". Take your fucking dildo keyboard out your crusty ass and realize that maybe you have no friends and plans tonight because you're an unlikeable cumstain who repels everybody away like opposite poles on a magnet. The next time you comment like a fucking moron, ask yourself "would I rather write this useless comment or would I rather clean my fucking act up and stop being a little shitter". My New Years resolution is to never have the misfortune of you coming across any more of my comments and throwing up your shitty insight at me.
December 2020

I'm laughing straight to da bank with this

twitchquotes: ฮน'ะผ โ„“ฮฑฯ…gะฝฮนฮทg ั•ั‚ัฮฑฮนgะฝั‚ ั‚ฯƒ โˆ‚ฮฑ ะฒฮฑฮทะบ ฯ‰ฮนั‚ะฝ ั‚ะฝฮนั•! โ™ชโ™ชโ™ชโ™ช ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฮฑฮฑฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰! โ™ชโ™ช ยป โ™ชโ™ช ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฮฑฮฑฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰! โ™ชโ™ชยป โ™ชโ™ชะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰๏ปฟ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฮฑฮฑฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰! โ™ชโ™ช โ™ชโ™ชะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฮฑฮฑฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰, ะฝฮฑฯ‰! โ™ชโ™ช ยป โ™ชโ™ช ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฯ‰ ะฝฮฑฮฑฮฑฮฑฯ‰
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April 2014
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